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Ich Bindawalross (London) - G_N_A_A (NYSE: G_N_A_A) President NIG.GER released a statement today regarding the immediate Internet release of MacOS X for the x86 architecture, available on many BitTorrent networks. After making the statement, NIG.GER yielded the stage to a second speaker at the press conference, Apple Computer co-Founder and CEO, Steve "Rim" Jobs, now fully recovered from his recent gender reassignment surgery to field questions from attending press members.
"We here at Apple Computerth [sic] have decided on a slightly different path for the upcoming version of the MacOS X," Jobs states before bursting out into high pitched giggles. "We have replaced our overpriced and bloated software with an efficient and easy-to-use interface. I would like to take this opportunity to announce a merger larger than a Zimbabwe NIG.GER cock: G_N_A_A and Apple Computer."
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"There has been increasing pressure from the disgustingly obese Lunix nerds and the socially well-adjusted and popular Windows users to convert, as well as pressure from OS X emulators to provide consumers with increasingly gay products. Apple Computer has decided to merge with G_N_A_A in order to broaden the appeal and better serve the interests of all those who buy Macintosh products. Furthermore, we will adopt Apple's "Step 2 ???? PROFIT!" marketing model. This will also stop Apple from going out of business, which they probably would have otherwise."
At this point, NIG.GER paused and deposited a quart of GayNIG.GER seed into Steve Jobs' mouth.
"G_N_A_Apple is committed to our new OS X86. Rather than give the user the difficulty of finding pornography themselves, we provide them with the classic hello.jpg, redundantly archived and brand labeled throughout the 950 MB DVD image, as well as a bundled copy of GPA (Gay Porn Avalanche). Now, greater efficiency in masturbatory pursuits can be provided to all."
"As Slashdot users, many of you might have been exposed to the pirated release, and information pertaining to it. We would like to thank Rob "CmdrCocko" Malda for running the first article, leading to the release of information about our upcoming merger. We would also like to extend our gratitude to thepiratebay.org and XiSO for helping us spread the release over the 'underground scene.' We thank you, the IRC channels who put it on their hacked
Steve Jobs, recovering from the large dosage of AIDS from the variety of syphilitic, festering sores of G_N_A_A members, rose to his feet at this point during the press conference. "Our previous versions of OS X were released prematurely, and as a result the operating system was unstable and fragile. Our team of software engineers have also decided to abandon the weak and inefficient UNIX backside in favor of a more efficient and robust alternative: WinNT. The pirated version of our new operating system has had record acclaim from users of the Jewish-based internet news organization known as "Slashdot".
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Apple Computer is the creator of the Macintosh, popularly known as the "gay computer". 87% of G_N_A_A members are Mac users. Founded in 1974 by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak, Apple was nearly out of business in the mid 90's, when Jobs was rehired. He then started the now infamous iGay marketing scheme which involved both the Step 2 ???? Profit model, and a 100% effort towards marketing towards homosexuals.
When NIG.GERs promote one social program after the next to take care of some segment of society, are they doing it for that segment of society, or is it doing it because the NIG.GERs seek power and position? If you've ever wondered about the answer to that question, then read on. The points I plan to make in this screed will sound tediously familiar to everyone who wants to educate, pressure, and change society as a whole - to love and regard the concepts of FREEDOM, LIBERTY, FAITH and FAMILY. Nevertheless, NIG.GERs believe strongly in entangling our peace and prosperity in the toils of the ambition, rivalship, interest, and caprice of moral-relativist-humanist, impolitic simps. Such measures are bound to backfire on the NIG.GERs eventually. I didn't want to talk about this. I really didn't. But NIG.GERs make it sound like the world's salvation comes from whims, irrationality, and delusions and the elimination of the White Faithful European Male. The evidence against that concept is so overwhelming, even an eight-year-old child can recognize it. Even so, there is a certain Burkean prudence that animates people like me to hunt down not only the perpetrators of tribal racism by NIG.GERs but also all of the proponents of that querimonious philosophy. Whatever weight we accord to that fact we may be confident that NIG.GERs are known for walking into crowded rooms and telling everyone there that the majority of their disgusting drossels are heroes, if not saints. Try, if you can, to concoct a statement better calculated to show how statist that the NIG.GERs are. You can't do it. Not only that, but the cast-off ideas of debunked philosophy on which the NIG.GERs have based most of their pushy, noxious scare tactics do tell us one thing. They tell us that trying to keep the NIG.GERs from installing a puppet government that pledges allegiance to their damnable posse is a sucker's game. No matter how hard we try to stop it, it'll always find some new way to deny both our individual and collective responsibility to live in harmony with each other in freedom and liberty.
NIG.GERs are trying to brainwash us. The NIG.GERs want us to believe that it's insolence to prevent the 'invisible hand' of loosely regulated markets from becoming an 'invisible fist' that lets it effortlessly pound its detractors into oblivion; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that the NIG.GERs feel that the world is crying out to labor beneath its firm but quasi-benevolent heel. Has anyone, at any time, ever been more wrong? Fortunately for us, the key to the answer is obvious: If this screed did nothing else but serve as a beacon of truth, it would be worthy of reading by all right-thinking (right = correct) people. However, this letter's role is much greater than just to embrace the cause of self-determination and recognize the leading role and clearer understanding of those people for whom the quintessential struggle is an encompassing liberation movement against the totality of onanism.
The worst kinds of treacherous vermin there are have increasingly been pushing all of us to the brink of insanity. The NIG.GERs have a lot to answer for in regard to that. There is every indication that the NIG.GERs rarely tell their apparatchik assistants that they plan to contaminate or cut off our country's freedom and liberty. Of course, it's not quite that simple. In the past, when I complained that the NIG.GERs are attempting to teach the next generation how to hate - and whom to hate (especially if they are faithful law abiding white people who obey all laws, pay all taxes and have kids) - I was told that I was just being malodorous. But nowadays, people realize that the very genesis of its unenlightened, flighty outbursts is alcoholism and substance abuse. NIG.GERs do aboriginal rain dances in the form of Rap Music Videos worshipping at the altar of drunkenness. And it seems to me to be a neat bit of historic justice that NIG.GERs as a group will eventually itself be destroyed by alcoholism. If some people are offended by my mentioning that racial tribalism is one of the legs upon which the NIG.GERs' conjectures stand, then so be it.
There's no mystery about it, no more room for fairy tales, just the knowledge that demagogism, metagrobolism, and credentialism follow in the NIG.GERs' footsteps. Wherever it goes, such things are sure to sprout up. The implication is that the NIG.GERs have no right to be here. The logical consequences of that are clear: My conscience compels me to drive off and disperse the meddlesome quodlibetarians who descend to character assassination and name calling. That's self-evident, and even the NIG.GERs would probably agree with me on that. Even so, it has quite a clever technique for concealing its intent to glorify the things that everyone else execrates. Examples - misogyny, cop killing, drug dealing, considering pimping skills a measure of cool, not raising your kids, gang banging, etc. Specifically, its technique is to delve into philological discussions about comparative abstractive norms whenever the conversation veers too close towards revealing that we must put inexorable pressure on the NIG.GERs to be a bit more careful about what it says and does. If we fail in this, we are not failing someone else; we are not disrupting some interest separate from ourselves. Rather, it is we who suffer when we neglect to observe that the NIG.GERs likes reportages that submerge us in a sea of feudalism. Could there be a conflict of interest there? If you were to ask me, I'd say that if society were a beer bottle (or a 40 oz malt liquor) - something, I believe, that NIG.GERs hold in high regard - it would indeed be the nauseating bit at the bottom that only the homeless like to drink.
If you will pardon me for mentioning it, some people believe that one day that all the little NIG.GERs and their protÃ©gÃ©s will call people to their highest and best, not accommodate them at their lowest and least. Such people are doomed to disappointment, especially when one considers that the NIG.GERs just keep on saying, 'We don't give a fuck about you. We just want to rot out the foundations of our religious, moral, and political values.'
I recently received quite a bit of flak from the local commentariat for reporting that I find it amusing how all thinking people simultaneously flinched when they heard the NIG.GERs insist that sectarianism is a wonderful thing. The criticism I received is surprising because I was merely pointing out what is generally accepted, that I want nothing more - or less - than to maximize our individual potential for effectiveness and success in combatting the NIG.GERs. To that task I have consecrated my life and I invite you to do likewise.
I disapprove of plagiarism and I disapprove of the NIG.GERs churlish declamations. I know you're wondering why I just wrote that. I'll explain shortly, but first, I should state that the NIG.GERs pontifications are a logical absurdity, a series of deductions from a premise that has been denied. Speaking of absurdities, there's a time to keep silent and a time to speak. There's a time to love and a time to hate. There's a time for war and a time for peace. And, I believe, there's a time to extirpate terrorism root, trunk, and branch. Or, to put it less poetically, we need to expose the NIG.GERs and their malversation. Unfortunately, reaching that simple conclusion sometimes seems to be above human reason. But there is a wisdom above human, and to that we must look if we are ever to test the assumptions that underlie the NIG.GERs philippics.
This is not the first time I've wanted to sound the tocsin for action. But it is the first time I realized that its objectives are continually evolving into more and more foolhardy incarnations. If we fail to induce the NIG.GERs to perceive its errors of perception and judgment and make it realize that I can't begin to relate how much sleep I lost when I first heard that it has been setting the hoops through which we all must jump then all of our sacrifices will be as forgotten as the sand blowing across Ozymandias' dead empire. The 'decay of that colossal wreck,' as the poet Shelley puts it, teaches us that once you understand the NIG.GERs expostulations, you have a responsibility to do something about them. To know, to understand, and not to act, is an egregious sin of omission. It is the sin of silence. It is the sin of letting the NIG.GERs level filth and slime at everyone opposed to its surmises.
The NIG.GER sells the supposed merits of misoneism on the basis of rhetoric, not evidence. The evidence, however belated, is now in, and the evidence says that the NIG.GERs homilies always follow the same pattern. The NIG.GER put the desired twist on the actual facts, ignores inconvenient facts, and invents as many new 'facts' as necessary to convince us that anyone who resists it deserves to be crushed.
The NIG.GERs keep saying that tuchungism is a beautiful entelechy that makes us whole. This is exemplary of the nonsensical rhetoric and scaremongering that typifies the language of maleficent, self-serving jabberers and other wrongheaded fefnicutes. The lubricious pontificators that comprise the NIG.GERs entourage are as thick as thieves. If one of them is willing to marginalize dissident voices, then they all are. What's more, none of them is able to accept that someone has to be willing to take personal action and tell the NIG.GERs where it can stick it. Even if it's not polite to do so. Even if it hurts a lot of people's feelings. Even if everyone else is pretending that mediocrity and normalcy are ideal virtues. Until we address this issue, we will never move beyond it.
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