Harry and Ron stepped through the fat woman painting into the Gryffindor common room in some consternation. "I hope Hermione hasn't passed us completely," Ron said. "I can't believe she took summer classes."
"I would have if I could," Harry said, "but I didn't have the O.W.L.s to manage it. Remember, her last letter said she was going to go on to post-graduate work." They waved to familiar friends and began introducing themselves to the new students

I realize that I havn't been posting for some time but I just want you all to know that I am alive and well. I just have been lurking on the Slashdot boards...

Hello Friends,

I have found that it tends to look like this when I am assfucking. Furthermore, it tends to look like this when I'm done.

That is all...

Hello Fucks,

I'm back from vacation.

I have received updated information on what I missed from one of my Agents on what has occurred at Slashfuck while I was gone.

I had thought I failed my last test but instead I got a 96.5% Woo Hoo! Now I can fulfill my dream of becoming a scientist and joining the Nero Institute (http://nero-online.org/).

I was going to do the "12 Days of Goatse" but I FAILED IT!

Reprinted below:

I FAILED IT!

12 Days of Goatse

Hello fellow Trolls and SlashFucks. This year I decided to get into the Goatse spirit for the holidays!

Man, now that I am in "Terrible" karma land my insightful posts hold no credibility. I had to post this as an A.C. to even fool anyone to click the link. I can't believe I had to post as an A.C. (Oh, and credit goes out to this individual for being a genius. I really obtained the link from him. Give the man a hand.)

Anyone who claims to like The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions is obviously a troll (or at least pushing flamebait). While the first movie was perhaps brilliant, the rest of the movies have been the worst pieces of crap I have seen in a while.

Another movie that made me feel like I had wasted the past 2 hours of my life was Batman 2. That was awful.

What Might UserLinux Look Like?

Well I'll tell you fucks what a Linux User looks like:

• Fat
• Huge, dirty beard
• ill-fitting "Lord of the Rings" T-Shirt
• Thick glasses that compare to the Hubble Telescope
• Very pale from too many lame LAN parties
• carpel-tunnel syndrome from posting to Slashdot too much

Hey all you fucks. I am just here at Slashdot for the trolls. If I put you down as a friend, you are indeed a fucking troll, you fucking son of a bitch.

You see, I love trolls. I am an aspiring troll myself. My entire subnet was blocked from making comments because of "too many 'bad' comments". Bullshit.

If you support the cause, add me as a friend!

i LOVE ALL TROLLS. i HOPE TO SEE MANY MORE TROLLS OF FUCKDOT IN THE COMING MONTHS.