iluvtrolls's Journal: The Troll Chronicles by iluvtrolls

Hello Fucks,

I'm back from vacation.

I have received updated information on what I missed from one of my Agents on what has occurred at Slashfuck while I was gone.

First, What the fuck is up with that racist fuck Cowboy Neal? And don't give me this shit about how the group is called the GNAA. That fat cracker quite eloquently mentioned that they should bind together in some sort of organization, however, he resorts to name calling and uses the word niggers. The truth comes out, Baby Huey!

The Troll War on the 29th of December of 2003 was a beautiful example of Fr0st P1st as its finest. A wonderful exhibition of crapflooding.

This man is quite talented except he is a complete fucking Karma Whore. That's good and bad. Nothing against him, I find his behaviour quite enjoyable. I, however, will not do such Karma Whoring. You see, recently a comment was written in my journal that stated that I was a good troll but to become brilliant, I needed to become a Karma Whore. Nothing against the poster, in fact he is one of my friends. But even though I am sure they meant well I WILL NOT KARMA WHORE. I refuse to kiss ass for the slashbots and fags who run this site. The way I see it, is that I enjoy what I do right now. I will not fucking post a bunch of retarded crap about how great Linux/Unix/Open Source/CmdrTaco is just to gain some karma. I recognize that I previously complained that I had low karma and could not troll as well as I would like. However, I will not Karma Whore [read: suck Taco's dick] to change that.

Speaking of Whores, what's up with these fucks?
http://slashdot.org/~No%20More%20Trolls
http://slashdot.org/~Troll%20Blacklist/
http://slashdot.org/~GeckoFood
http://slashdot.org/~xeno_gearz
http://slashdot.org/~harlows_monkeys
http://slashdot.org/~Mmm%20coffee
Fuck all of these whores

To top this all off, I heard that I missed a classic Twilight Zone Marathon on Sci-Fi Channel. Fuck this.

Who in the fuck modded this down? I wouldn't have. I believe the children are our future...

I would like to applaud whoever registered the URL http://www.[removed].org. Brilliant... [edited by iluvtrolls]

Have you seen this beautiful manifesto? Fuck the Mods and their bullshit moderation system.
We need more stories like this.

That is all...

OSnews IS ON TEH TROLLS PARADISE!

[tr0llx0r]

yo bitch... http://www.osnews.com/phorum/read.php?f=1&i=3422&t =3422 check out the last few posts.. after I post YHBT YHL HAND, someone disses me for trolling. I post a fuck-you, with "And did I mention BSD is dying?" at the end. 3 cocksuckers reply to _that_! FISH! FISH! FISH! FISH! FISH!