I thought they were discontinuing WordPad.

How old fashioned of you.

And Pepsi always tasted much better from a glass bottle, especially the twirly-top kind https://www.ebay.com/itm/225466201451/.

As I say every year, twice a year - change it by half an hour, one time, and be done with it.

Please, please take them away.

Seems to me that humanity got along just fine with Usenet (and Geocities?)

At least this time it's on Halloween.

Until they start embedding nuclear reactors inside the datacenter.

Guess I'll need to start buying an extra lotttery ticket or two.
Missed out on my chance to use a PDP-10, back in the day. Virginia Tech bought a Multics system instead.

Don't the best compromises make everyone unhappy?

Just move the clocks half an hour, once, and stop there.

Solved it!

You forgot to include the AI

Why wait? Just leave now. Or is that prohibited, too?

and yet my most productive s/w development ever was NeXTstep - not just that it was Unix-y, but it had Interface Builder and Objective-C and Display Postscript.

Um, maybe you should have read the next paragraph on wikipedia:

And you could configure sounds to be played on disk insert and eject. Our office comedians had a field day with that.

one, two, three, four, bazillion!