But we had our AI read the resume, and it was happy with it.

I have. I still have some of the 8085 call/jump/return opcodes memorized. There were times when it was much faster to patch in a fix and continue, rather than stopping to change the assembly source, run the assembler and linker, and re-download the executable into the in-circuit emulator.

Then again, that was in the early 80's.

Or maybe one of these:

https://drop.com/buy/drop-the-lord-of-the-rings-elven-keyboard?mode=shop_open/

I read that first sentence as "contract of carnage"...

Be sure to have it include instructions for the AI that the auditor is using to give your company a pass.

so is the Chesapeake Bay, for that matter.

Someone flew this right over Annapolis this week

https://www.capitalgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/CAP-W-MESSWITHTEXAS.jpg?w=1569

Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner.

I thought they were discontinuing WordPad.

How old fashioned of you.

And Pepsi always tasted much better from a glass bottle, especially the twirly-top kind https://www.ebay.com/itm/225466201451/.

As I say every year, twice a year - change it by half an hour, one time, and be done with it.

Please, please take them away.

Seems to me that humanity got along just fine with Usenet (and Geocities?)

At least this time it's on Halloween.

Until they start embedding nuclear reactors inside the datacenter.