Comment Hahahahaha Bbblllrrrrr hahaha (Score 1) 80

by thesjaakspoiler on Saturday August 01, 2026 @04:18AM (#66267406) Attached to: The Major Labels Propose Rules to Keep AI Slop Off the Charts

AI will never be able to match human creativity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Comment The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (Score 1) 128

by thesjaakspoiler on Friday July 31, 2026 @06:44AM (#66265876) Attached to: Netflix Sued For Losing 'Master Copy' of Unreleased Nicolas Cage Movie

Nicolas must be going through some though times...

Comment Re:Look at the bright side. (Score 2) 81

by thesjaakspoiler on Thursday July 30, 2026 @12:35AM (#66263742) Attached to: AI Companies Are Recruiting Electricians and Carpenters By the Thousands

Optimus : hold my beer

Comment Free speech is fun when everybody agrees with you (Score 1, Interesting) 227

by thesjaakspoiler on Monday July 27, 2026 @02:25AM (#66258394) Attached to: 'Inside the Dystopian World of Germany's Free Speech Crackdown'

Germany isn't even the exception, it is happening all over Europe.
Queen Von Der Leyen also would rather have a speech gestapo to get rid of all these opposing opinions.

Comment How much consultant wii that get the Pentagon? (Score 2) 83

by thesjaakspoiler on Thursday July 23, 2026 @08:28PM (#66254156) Attached to: Oracle Signs 10-Year Software Contract With Pentagon Worth Up To $7 Billion

Larry Ellison can at least afford another island in Hawai with this deal.

Comment The enshitification of your car (Score 1) 159

by thesjaakspoiler on Wednesday July 22, 2026 @10:23PM (#66252582) Attached to: GM Is Quietly Becoming a Subscriptions Company

Wait until you start paying more per month on your car subscription than your car mortgage.

Comment Re:"we're gonna cure cancer and end hunger" (Score 1) 106

by thesjaakspoiler on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:50PM (#66245722) Attached to: OpenAI Acknowledges GPT-5.6 May Accidentally Delete Files, Calls It 'Honest Mistake'

No files, no job, no income, no food, no life.
Without humans all cancer and hunger problems will be solved

Comment Not having aany issues running it in my browser (Score 1) 106

by thesjaakspoiler on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:47PM (#66245718) Attached to: OpenAI Acknowledges GPT-5.6 May Accidentally Delete Files, Calls It 'Honest Mistake'

Duh....

Comment Re:Oh, great! (Score 1) 75

by thesjaakspoiler on Friday July 17, 2026 @07:18PM (#66244130) Attached to: Steve Wozniak's Foundation Partners With Realbotix To Build AI Teacherbot

Legally you are allowed to even dismember it during your act as long as it is your own property or you have the consent of its owner.

Comment Re: pet project (Score 0) 92

by thesjaakspoiler on Friday July 17, 2026 @07:16PM (#66244122) Attached to: Linus Torvalds To Critics of AI Coding On Linux: 'Fork It. Or Just Walk Away.'

Start pulling more things into SystemD so that we won't need Linux and its benevolent dictator anymore.

Comment One day Linus will be the las coder (Score 1) 92

by thesjaakspoiler on Friday July 17, 2026 @07:15PM (#66244118) Attached to: Linus Torvalds To Critics of AI Coding On Linux: 'Fork It. Or Just Walk Away.'

While the rest of us with our AI tools long forgot how that actually worked,

Comment John Ivy will give it that million dollar look (Score 1) 106

by thesjaakspoiler on Tuesday July 14, 2026 @08:18PM (#66238900) Attached to: OpenAI's First Device Will Be Moveable, Screenless Speaker Built as AI Companion

which you'll happily spend way more money on than you'd normally would.

Comment Learning from the best; that is us (Score 1) 76

by thesjaakspoiler on Monday July 13, 2026 @08:52PM (#66237208) Attached to: US Government Warns That Russia State Hackers Are Coming After Your Router

We were doing this decades ago :
https://www.businessinsider.co...

Comment Imagine being a popular influencer on Instabook (Score 2) 70

by thesjaakspoiler on Wednesday July 08, 2026 @01:12AM (#66227790) Attached to: Meta Now Lets Anyone Use Your Instagram Photos In AI Images

No Mercy for the wicked!

Comment Too qualified for the job that makes LLMs useless (Score 1) 104

by thesjaakspoiler on Monday July 06, 2026 @08:16PM (#66225944) Attached to: Small AI Models Gain Traction Around the World

Just like overqualified musicians that are made to play children's songs will go crazy :
https://youtu.be/sReGQj67HJU?t...