Yeah, I've seen this with Star Trek. Didn't realize they were AI; thought somebody actually put in the effort.

Oh well.

Slashdot has perfected "Storyoids" where there are multiple identical stories, so that researchers can use story parts from any of them in any other of them.

Zawinski's Law strikes again!

They violated consumer protection laws? I'm shocked, SHOCKED!!!! Well, not that shocked.

Either Oracle or SAP?

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

I tried this, out of curiosity. Result: "Here's the top news", followed by NPR.

You are aware those mice were "transgenic", not "transgender", right? And also aware that they were used for cancer research, right?

I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it any further.

That's a great joke, thank you!

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!!! I have no clue WHY in what is supposed to be a security-aware world, QR codes became popular. Who knows WTF they actually point to?

By my math, 4:39 is 42 minutes earlier that 5:21.

I came here to post a comment practically identical to this. Thank you.

Does anyone else remember when HP meant "it just works", and was synonymous with "Sherman Tank" for ruggedness?

This is what CFAA is for, not the BS that they used against Aaron.

This guy made life miserable in multiple ways for his successor.
1. By having to clean up his mess
2. By always being under suspicion of having planted his own logic bomb.

I hope this idiot rots in jail for a long time.

I've been a big fan of Brother lasers because they just work(tm).

Now they're pulling this shit?