Because Oracle makes money hand over fist and pays well. Sure everyone will be fucked if OpenAI tanks, but in that case most of the tech sector will be tanking, too, and jobs wonâ(TM)t be safe at any employer. Might as well collect a fat salary at Oracle before the shit show starts.

Vladimir Putin is making the Chinese Communist Party look like good guys. That's kind of amazing.

Because sometimes the client paying for the work wants it to be on GitHub.

If Microsoft is going to put ads in GitHub the people who upload the code should get a cut of the money. The more bugs you fix, the richer you get!

It turns out that acquihiring a twenty person company just to get a couple developers and two UX people is a bad idea. Who knew?

Kids already stopped vaping. They switched to Zyn. But that probably won't stop this company from sucking in some gullible investors who still think that blockchain is the future.

I stopped working on my own F/OSS projects because I was making no money and the work was being distributed by companies with market caps in the billions and trillions of dollars. Why should I waste my time and money working for free to help some asshole tech bros get rich?

Mozilla has realized that AI is going to kill search and when search dies Google won't keep giving Mozilla the money it needs to stay above water. So now Mozilla is scrambling to find an AI business model that users don't hate. Goodbye Mozilla, it's been a fun couple of decades.

Investment bankers in New York are absolutely aware of how much time they spend working. They know that they slept on a cot the last two nights, have eaten delivery for their last twenty meals, and cannot remember what their friends look like. Which is why most of them quit and leave New York in two years or less. I can only imagine that the software timer is there to push the weak ones to quit sooner and not get a bonus.

An America full of old tech, frozen in time, actually sounds pretty cool. Everybody is running Linux or BSD on a computer cobbled together from parts. People have revived old Sun, Next, and SGI workstations. DEC computers get business use again. Large files are transferred by couriers. It sounds like a paradise for those of us who cut our teeth on the computers of the eighties and nineties.

OpenAI probably shut Sora down so the Sora budget can go somewhere with a better looking future. Every week Altman's plans for data centers full of NVIDIA chips gobbling up incredible amounts of nuclear power get bigger. That money has to come from somewhere.

I find it hard to believe that there were over 1,000 people working on Fortnite to fire. The game has been around for almost a decade, the visuals have the detail of a Dreamcast game, and the sound is nothing to write home about. It does not take 1,000 people to poop out the mediocre advertising that makes up much of the new content in Fortnite. Something else is wrong at Epic and I think that it probably has something to do with the continuing unpopularity of the Epic Games Store.

I gave up on Apple Maps because the directions are often wrong. It once told me that a local office building was located in the middle of a big green public park that has no parking. And when they're correct the routes often meander through out of the way neighborhoods which adds significant amounts of time over Google Maps directions. Putting ads in an app that is already broken is just stupid.

I don't think that most of the execs at Microsoft care about the long term prospects for Windows. Windows was less than five percent of revenues last year. The gaming division actually brought in more revenue. So did LinkedIn. Itâ(TM)s only
going to get worse as businesses, schools, and home users move entirely to mobile and Chromebooks, areas where Microsoft has demonstrated that it cannot compete. Windows is never going to win back the server market. It makes more sense for them to just let Windows wither away with the PC market and focus on growing Azure business in the enterprise market and growing Office use in the developing world.

All I want is Windows 2000 with support for 4K displays and the latest DirectX. Why canâ(TM)t I just have that?