...had to bludgeon Netscape to death to win
Wrong! Joel Spolsky had a different take: http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/fog0000000069.html
They should just integrate better with existing gadgets so I don't have to wear fucking cargo pants and have a wallet that is 3 feet big.
Right and let's be honest: "No one's gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam." -Superbad
Update: Please do not think that this implementation is 30x faster than the Flash Player developed by Adobe. One(!) microbenchmark is never a number you should count on. I would like to make clear that I never said this.
Real programmers don't write in BASIC. Actually, no programmers write in BASIC after reaching puberty.