Almost nobody actually laid of employees because of AI, that was just an excuse to downsize in slow markets. If sales were growing, the same number of employees could do more work via bots such that they wouldn't actually reduce head-count. The proper business move under gained efficiency in a normal economy is to chase market share, not lay off.

I suggest:

First offence: Have to watch CSPAN for 5 hours a day, for a week, without sleeping through it - evidence to be provided in court

Second offence: Have to sing Miley Cyrus songs and Baby Shark on TikTok - sober

Third offence: License to practice and all memberships of country clubs and golf courses revoked

Smells like ... recession.

(But finally I can buy PC parts.)

with the Iran war, [Trump has inadvertently] done as much for renewables as EV subsidies ever did !

Maybe God does work in mysterious ways. I thought She sent him as a substitute for a locusts to punish us for mistreating the planet, but maybe Don's dual-purpose. She's good!

"It looks like you're trying to pull an Apollo 13, would you like some help with that?"

"My God, it's full of bugs!"

They tried that with Apollo 13. And.... that actually did work, sorta.

"Star-North", solved!

Bots can't test the newfangled space-toilet.

Some slob had a double salami sandwich just before launch.

Donald has repeatedly claimed climate change is a hoax, and his cult believes him.

"Pssst, wanna see my north pole?"

...get elected. Brains are optional in politics.

generates piles of sex & porn jokes

Nobody wants Oracle products & pesky lawyers any more. AI ain't gonna save you. Sayonara