Comment Because someone had to say it (Score 1) 500
In soviet russia, computer install Linux on you!
In soviet russia, computer install Linux on you!
"I wish I didn't believe him but first hand I went to the doctors with a headache and lethargy and walked away with a months worth of venlafaxine"
You do realize that "Venlafaxine" is the generic name, right? If the doctor had prescribed Effexor (the brand name) the addition of your personal story might make this more than urban legend.
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords
Metal Gear Solid
Sounds like the problem isn't laptops, the problem is wireless network access - that's the only thing which distinguishes a laptop from a notepad as a note-taking device.
Why not just jam wireless network (including 3g and cellphone) cellphone signals during lecture periods as they do in some restaurants.
Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.