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Journal smooth wombat's Journal: Abstinence best way not to have kids, says teen mother 7

Ok, I'll admit it. NOT having sex is the only surefire way of not getting a woman pregnant (unless of course you're Mary Magdalene in which case you're, um, screwed). It's absolutely, 100% guaranteed to prevent pregnancies as well as contracting unwanted critters and afflictions.

However (you knew that was coming, didn't you?), to say that abstinence is the ONLY thing kids (and hell, let's throw in supposed adults as well) should be taught is right up there with claiming psychics work (they don't. If they did, why would they need your money?).

What makes this subject so delightful to me is once again I get to show the hypocrisy of my own party and its supposed "Family Values" campaign. I mean, there was Ronald Reagan and his divorce (nice way of sticking it out big guy), Newt Gingrich (way to show class by handing your wife divorce papers while she lay in bed recovering from surgery), and of course the king of family values, Rush Limbaugh and his two (soon to be three) divorces.

Beyond all that, we have this gem from an interview from this morning:

"It's kind of a fine line that we're walking on,"... "sharing [name deleted]'s experience with other teenagers -- sharing the mistake she made a year ago," and helping other girls to learn from it."

In case you haven't guessed, the person in question is none other than teenage babe of the moment, Bristol Palin. The above quote from her father raises so many questions, this text field isn't long enough to list and answer them all.

My only two comments will be these: Bristol now has the pleasure of telling her son when he's old enough that his grandfather considers him a mistake and can we finally, once and for all, get off this nonsense of abstinence-only education? It doesn't work! Period. Every study done on schools who have an abstinence-only sex ed program shows the teen pregnancy rate has risen since implementation of the program.

Enough of the hypocrisy! Show a woman giving birth. Hear the screams of pain. Show the purple, slime-covered alien popping forth. Or, as the character Rachel from 'Friends' so classically put it: Why is that baby torturing that woman?
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  • by nizo ( 81281 ) *

    ...once again I get to show the hypocrisy of my own party...

    Still think they are your party eh? Maybe once they figure out the whole "separation of church and state" deal they might be, but until then, not so much.

    Not that the Dems are your party either. But like I have ranted about before, we would do well to have a centrist party choice here in the States.

    • I consider them my party only through affiliation. Sort of like someone admits they are related to a mass murderer but only because they're an in-law.

      Then again, since Rush is on a roll to ostracize and punish anyone who doesn't obey his wishes*, I may not be affiliated much longer. But hey, if they want to be known as the Christian Terrorist party, far be it from me to stop them.

      *I could really Godwin this comment but I'll refrain.

  • It amazes me to no end that the same folks who want to end abortion will tell you in the same breath that sex education is bad. I realize that in Christian mythology sex outside of marriage is bad; but, can we please put aside the ramblings of some half-starved bronze age people for long enough to look at the statistics and realize that trying to tell teenagers not to have sex doesn't work when their bodies are on full blown, "be fruitful and multiply" mode?

    Oh and a final parting shot, Mary of Magdalene
    • And why did my bit about Mary end up in the middle of my post?
    • Yeah, I realized I screwed up on the Mary part after I had posted and after it was too late to correct the mistake.

      But hey, I got the first part right and since I work for the government, it's close enough! :)

      The only reason I keep my affiliation is to piss them off when they send me those questionnaires asking me if I agree with someone's policy. Invariably, I disagree with 8 of the 10 things they list but I send them in anyway.

      On a related note, I find it absolutely hilarious that Cheney doesn't consider

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