I know the sentence was intended to be facetious but:
"Then realise that almost all sexual abuse occurs within families or by other people in trusted caring roles - if you want to use a sledgehammer to crack a nut, you would stop far more child sexual abuse by outlawing the family unit."
And mandate what in its place? Surely the family unit is responsible for many degrees of socialisation and sociopathy but I wouldn't begin to know the right search terms for alternatives to the family unit. And the implication is that it is family in its permutations that sets up the position of abuse of power, not our native hardwiring (I'm not trying to be an apologist). I'm writing because I'm genuinely curious about your response to this; you seem to have a number of cogent arguments.