I call bullshit. I know plenty of people who are forced to use macs at work but would really prefer not to.

Me for one. (Actually I use Linux mostly but because there are a lot of Macs in our office too, I have to support them.)

"On the menu today we have pasta, steak and chips and custard."
vs
"On the menu today we have pasta, steak and chips, and custard."

Mandarin Chinese.

Yes, then some time down the line your boss walks in, realizes he's been paying you to do a lot more machination than support lately, and fires you.

The interweb was the original MMO.

It's actually well worth giving it a try, if your machine will handle it at a playable frame rate - the game is really well done and great fun.