No. Every time I try a retro computer I'm immediately reminded why we were all so happy to move beyond it.

Could be. They also announced they were doing it a little bit of time before you actually could. Maybe that's it?

You must have signed up on day one. I got mine an hour or so after you could get them and they were already in the 5000s.

No one cares about Anonymous Cowards. :)

I kid. I kid.

But seriously.

RIP to my old five-digit ICQ number that got pried out from under me by Russian hackers.

With my four-digit ID, I'm sure she'll be age-appropriate for me no matter what.

[waves dust away.]

What are you trying to do? Get us all killed?

That was the best April Fool's redesign this site ever did.

We must have been in the submission queue right behind each other.

It takes so little to impress the younger generation these days.

On the other hand, I created an account as fast as I could on the day they went live.

It's the double crown of Slashdot membership.

I'm just waiting for the day when I can have a Beowulf cluster of Majorna chips to simulate Natalie Portman and some hot grits.

Someone needs to make a serious competitor to the Office suite. None of these half-assed versions that are floating around.

The glyphs match the symbols in the menus for various commands. It's easier for customers to find the "up arrow" key when the shift key has an up arrow on it.