rdewald's Journal: Obligatory Drunken JE

Ok, you've all done it. Well, not all of you have done it, but a lot of you have. Blinder hasn't, but that's because he doesn't drink....

Done what?

No, not that. I can't believe any of you really do that.

Posted a drunken JE.

So, here I am, fairly effing drunk (Hey! Profanity Blacklist foed me too! What a bunch of loserz!). I have been drinking draft Stella Artois, the only beer really worth abusing one's liver for, at Dinosaur BBQ, which just opened a joint in my 'hood (I can't believe I can actually code HTML drunk, that's impressive, thank you w3c), with my friend B, who is so hot that I had to fend off three guys trying to pick her up, but at least each of them bought us both drinks. Tits are very persuasive.

Anyway, these guys just had the temerity to open a BBQ restaurant underneath the freaking Henry Hudson parkway on the west side of the people's republic of Manhattan, and it's packed less than a month after throwing it's doors open in a decidedly off-the-beaten-track area on my blessed island, the westernmost region of Europe.

And you know what happened? I talked to a guy that lives here and actually voted for George Bush! He was also married, agressively pawing his also married girlfriend, and he tried to pick up my buxom date when I went to the bathroom. Hello, red-staters! Glad you love God so much!

So, that's about it, we went in for a drink and to check the place out. B is from NC and knows pork 'que, I am from TX and I know beef 'que, so we are planning a return visit next week to see if they can bring it in either or both categories.

In the meantime, I am going to eat some fruit, drink some water, and hit the hay. Peace out, bros. One draft here, sorry for the mistakes....

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nice..

[Deamos]

you were a hell of a lot more coherent than most of us while posting your Drunken JE.

I know I have posted at least one that I deleted the next morning, mostly because it was so incoherent as to be unreadable.

ObDrunkenReply

[BandwidthHog]

Since I don't do JEs, yet am quite intoxicated, I'll do my part.

Had a glass or three of Yellow Tail chardonay before, with and after dinner. Just got back from the gym; still got the iPod cranking, in fact [AC/DC, Big Balls].

Friday night is Biker Diet(TM) Nite around here. That means red meat and whisky, so I'm off to the laundry room for a twelve ounce can of that High Fructose Mixer of the Gods!

Dinosaur BBQ

[sbuckhopper]

I'm glad you found the Dinosaur. If I didn't stop working for the NYC company that I was working for, I would have been there next time I visited the client.

Dinosaur #2 is in my hometown (and where I live now). How close to it do you live? I actually work right across the street from the Rochester one. Literally if I stand up, turn around and look over I can see how the ribs are doing (I'm on the second floor).

Try the Apehanger. Its pretty good if you like ales. My night has been dedicated to:

Re:Dinosaur BBQ

[rdewald]

I am about a 15 minute walk, which is more than a half mile but not as much as a mile, from the NYC Dinosaur.

They are doing quite well, I chatted up the kitchen manager while there and he said that he's aggressively hiring staff even though they've only been open a month.

I will try the Apehanger, B and I are going back next week for solid nourishment.

oh yeah

[blinder]

well watch out... i'm not drunk... but i just put in a monster of a day at work... in fact, i just got home from work. gottdamn production rollouts.

i'm drunk with sleepiness. whatever that means. dunno... never been drunk... i guess you actually have had to *try* alcohol in order to get into said condition... so yeah... nope... dunno whatchoo talkin 'bout!

I've done lots of drunken JE's...

[jawtheshark]

... and more will surely come... I only wanted to congratulate you on your choice of beer. It's a Belgian beer from one of the big University Cities in Belgium. Excellent beer.... Of course, it is owned by interbrew now but whatever.

Most of my drunken journals are usually sponsored by Bofferding [bofferding.lu].

you are teh awes0me

[TechnoLust]

MAybe that dude's philosophy is, "Tits are proof God loves us." Who knows? Anyway, sounds like you had a good time. And that's one of the most coherent drunken JEs I've seen. The way I look at it, by the time I'm 50, they will have cloned a liver and be looking for a paid volunteer to have the first transplant. I view each beer as an investment in my future medical career. ;-)

expensive

[robi2106]

I have to wonder how many drinks it took to get a large man such as yourself to be sloshed. I know about 5 shots / beers in an hour will put me under, but I can't get five beers down in an hour.

Any how. Hopefully all livers involved will make a full recovery.

jason

Re:expensive

[rdewald]

Four pints of Stella and a shot of Don Julio (tequila) in a couple of hours.