Comment Re: Why would I buy it when... (Score 1) 288
No no. It's because they'd cut me open and eat me hearties.
Comment Proven Technology (Score 1) 213
Fantastic. Solve 21st century USA security problem with medieval British know-how.
But please, for everyone's sake, put in a drawbridge and portcullis? And defend it with archers and fiery balls of hay?
Awesome.
Comment I'm already dead... (Score 1) 187
You insensitive clod!
Comment Re:Merkel's virgin soil (Score 1) 197
That's just the opinion of a bitter kraut.
Sour Kraut. Shirley it has to be Sour Kraut.
Comment With Alderaan gone (Score 1) 143
aim it at Yavin IV.
Comment Celebrating... (Score 1) 273
Comment Best Run Hospital (Score 1) 634
Some debates never change. Classic British comedy here.
Comment Re:Missing option: "Dammit, Jim, ... (Score 1) 415
You cannot self-medicate: this isn't House!
Comment Re: Translation please! (Score 1) 159
That's about the length of Scotland per second.
You know, Scotland: that other place she's the Queen of...
Comment Re:Nickname (Score 1) 458
My SSID is my nickname.
Hey, Numbnuts.
Comment Re:There's a big difference between (Score 1) 385
Q: How do you elevate? A: you place them under ground
Wrong, this is one of the key features here – it's overground
Over ground, under ground: I'll be wombling free.
Comment Kali... (Score 1) 627
... or does that count as Debian?
Comment Re:I Call BS (Score 1) 245
I call it luck (H. Solo).
Comment Re:Do we really need smart appliances? (Score 1) 156
I hear you, matey! No-one wants a WC buffer overflow or to even consider the fallout of a DDoS attack...
Comment Re:A (very) recent OSCON talk (Score 1) 479
Turing's Curse
I though the UK government were trying to get that conviction overturned?
