Yes, and you might recall that Cuba asking the Soviet Union to station missile bases on their territory was a reaction after the US stationed PGM-19 Juniper missiles in Turkey (1959) and the failed Bay of Pigs invasion (1961).
The "they started it first" argument has very little basis.

Targeted NATO member states include the Netherlands and Ukraine.

Ukraine is not a NATO member state. If you know anything about the conflict, you'd know that's kinda the whole point.

Seriously, who writes these summaries?

No, we simply still enforce laws, including competition ones.
On the other side, it looks like in the US you just decided to hand them over the control of your country.

Did you miss the *global* part? How much do you think an indian Software engineer makes a month?

I'm sure they'll be ok.

More than what, zero?

Imagine tying your country's monetary policy to it (that's the dystopian dream of many cryptobros). Wake up as Switzerland, go to bed as Zimbabwe.

The little gap in this line of thought, is that those profits also come from humans with jobs.

Understanding what an LLM can and cannot do should be part of the knowledge of a CS student, they clearly don't so deserve the failing grade.

RESOLPMURT? :P

Too bad they spent 1.5 moping around the ship being huge assholes to each other, exactly what Stargate fans wanted right?

Sorry but this is nothing but the usual triumphalistic propaganda that is cyclically released to justify was expenses (and relative welfare cuts).
I lost count of how many "definitive weapons" they spun up narrations for. Ukraine should have won with Himars, Abrams, F16s, you name it.

I hate Putin's guts, my sister-in-law is Ukrainian so this hits close to home for me, but I'm really sick of being treated like an idiot.

Probably because true randomness is different than "too many parameters to account for".
The physical interactions you described follow precise laws, it's just that there are way too many interactions to be realistically predictable in real time... for now.
The randomness described in the article derives directly from the statistical nature of quantum physics, so it's non-deterministic by design.

Now to be fair, all deterministic "traditional" physics is an emergent phenomenon of non-deterministic quantum physics, but that would be ahuge digression I don't have the time and energy for right now...

Mark Zuckerberg is literally a Jew.

Seek help.