Repeat to yourself: "All is well, All is well, All is well" and everything will be exactly like you wish it to be.

Note originators of response model are not responsible for anyone being taken away to a psychiatric facility because of a belief response model user is psychotic

Unless they've introduced summer skiing its actually a quadrennial sporting event.

Exactly...

Passer-by walks by someone making wild gyrations and jerking their arms and legs around.

"Hello are you ok??"

"Yes, (arm whistles past passer-by's face) I'm fine. (leg swings up and starts a pirouette) I'm just trying to see what the weather will be this week (goes back to jerking arms and legs all over the place looking like a seizure is in progress).

Or in terms of people FORTRAN is the crabby old guy in the basement that knows where all the bodies are buried and all the bodges and bandaids applied over decades to make the project workable (also known as the FORTRAN Programmer ;).

Aww MS Research has to scan the web and venture capital companies to find new products to copy or good ideas to buy and either put out of business or co-opt into their own products.

Their research isn't primary research its finding other research to use.

Sounds a bit like spontaneous generation with some multi-verse stuff thrown in rather than life just coming from inanimate matter.