Your "profiling" story is crap. I have flown all over the world with my family (living in Papua New Guinea and the U.S.), and we have been stopped at virtually every U.S. airport we have been through for "random" checks. There are eight kids in my family, and we are all white. What sort of "profiling" category would that fit into?

What's next, brownies, vanilla cake, and candy bars? What is this world coming to?

Informative?

You often see bananas at corporate functions?

See, the problem is that it's Joe Sixpack. If it was just Joe One Beer, he would be sober enough to realize what he was doing...

Hitler, an artist? Just because he got rejected from art school doesn't make him an artist. It's like saying you won't read the Declaration of Independence because Thomas Jefferson owned slaves. [Yes, I just compared Thomas Jefferson to Hitler. Sori.] Just because what someone does is wrong in general, it doesn't mean that everything they have ever done is horrible and not worth looking at.

You ever heard the comparison between analyzing humor and dissecting a frog?

I was thinking the same thing! Where's the Dr. Device?

Google Herpes?

Ever since I left Greenland, I've been feeling like I was forgetting something. Thank you, BBC for reminding me!

And yet... it's still amusing.

We already have a candidate.

...does everyone just mention Jurassic Part, Sphere, and The Andromeda Strain? He wrote other great books, such as Eaters of the Dead, The Great Train Robbery, and Timeline! I'll admit, though, that Next did suck.