Your "profiling" story is crap. I have flown all over the world with my family (living in Papua New Guinea and the U.S.), and we have been stopped at virtually every U.S. airport we have been through for "random" checks. There are eight kids in my family, and we are all white. What sort of "profiling" category would that fit into?

What's next, brownies, vanilla cake, and candy bars? What is this world coming to?