
...not every act of aggression is legal grounds for a war.
...mumble mumble... something about a hammer being one's sole possession
I hear he's a store greeter these days. Just imagine... 'Hi there, you look like you're trying to do some shopping...'.
Don't worry, it wasn't the real Linus, they forked him first.
I'd open Google and type in "Jane Doe Porn" and see which links look good.
...using the new google.xxx search which will allow you to link your fapping habits to your google+ account.
Provided you downloaded the movie in order to feed to your starving family I'm certain many judges would look leniently on such an offence and recommend a non-custodial sentence.
Do you put mace in your wallet so that if you drop it and someone tries to return it that it sprays them in the face?
Ahem, my wallet please.
It's simply a satirisation of release cycles, no complaint!
"No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it." -- C. Schulz