You shouls get laid more often, you sad shallow excuse for a human being. The techniqies have changed quite a bit since you last tried.

Can I find an AI plumber?

The good old "I will only pay to save my own arse" adage.
The sooner china and singapore and those guys take over the rest of the world the better.

Chinese invented subsidies...unlike america, eu, the rest of the world...
How many walnut trees do you think there would be in britain if it weren't for subsidies? Or how many liters of milk would germany produce without subsidies? 0?

Passing an MOT without that "optional extra"

Trump said it's all fake?

So you invoke science yet tell someone to rot in - hell - of all places? How scientific...

I thought they were using conduits? So no digging, just pull out copper and pull through fiber.

People still buying beemers? Give it a few months...

A far more newsworthy and interesting story was how they hack into pcs using the speaker

ACCIDENTAL impact

I seem to remember a well-documented SCADA hacking break-in somewhere in Australia where they reversed sewage pumps. Years ago, if not decades now. Complacency?

"Rogue"

Ran out of ideas, have we? Why don't you let chatgpt suggest something new and interesting?

But then 42!
So it's nice...