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Comment Caveat emptor (Score 1) 49

by Thud457 on Friday June 19, 2026 @03:06PM (#66200898) Attached to: Canada Missed Chances To Inspect OceanGate's Titan Before Fatal Implosion

If you're spending $250,000 for a joyride, you should do some risk analysis of your own.
Home made submarines are mostly unnecessarily complicated ways of drowning as should be scrutinized with a jaundiced eye.

Comment Re:Dictators (Score 1) 53

by Thud457 on Thursday June 18, 2026 @01:01PM (#66198796) Attached to: You Can No Longer Fly Or Purchase a Drone In Beijing

What is happening in Russia right now is what you get if you allow unrestricted drone activity. Of course the Chinese authorities don't want that to happen.

Comment c'mon bro, a few more tokens and it's fixed (Score 1) 26

by Thud457 on Friday June 12, 2026 @08:35AM (#66188034) Attached to: Coinbase Launches Tool To Let AI Agents Manage Trading and Payments

No problemo, the agent can use your crypto to buy more tokens./jk (as of 6/12/2026)

Are the cryptobros that stoopid or do they think we're that stupid?!!

Comment Missed opportunity Chris Goetti (Score 1) 51

by Thud457 on Wednesday June 10, 2026 @01:01PM (#66184480) Attached to: Microsoft Smashes Record For Biggest Ever Patch Tuesday Update

Come on " Patchocalypse " was right there, Chris!

Comment Re:How about at least... (Score 1) 99

by Thud457 on Monday June 08, 2026 @09:23AM (#66180384) Attached to: Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders And Sam Altman Are All Talking About Public Ownership In AI

Donald Trump (wants to fleece the public with worthless AI stock), Bernie Sanders (mistakenly believes the AI hype and wants to seize the means of production) And Sam Altman(wants to fleece the public with worthless AI stock).

TFTFY.

If they really believed in AI, do you really think they would share any of the proceeds with you?

Comment Russians broke it, let them fix it (Score 3, Funny) 48

by Thud457 on Friday June 05, 2026 @12:50PM (#66176896) Attached to: ISS Astronauts Told To Prepare For Possible Evacuation Over Air Leak

Close the hatch to the Russian section, not our problem.

Oh, NOW they want international cooperation.

Comment Re:take that (Score 2) 180

by Thud457 on Wednesday June 03, 2026 @02:11PM (#66173582) Attached to: Trump Administration to Dismantle Ocean Monitoring System

âoeIf you don't test, you don't have any cases,â

If you don't measure climate change, Mar-a-Lago isn't under water. Insurance claim denied.

Comment the stock is set to EXPLODE! (Score 1) 73

by Thud457 on Friday May 29, 2026 @04:25PM (#66166242) Attached to: Blue Origin Rocket Exploded Thursday Night During Hot-Fire Test

"Where are my engines Tory?!!"

"One's over in the swamp over there and one's over that-a-way on the beach."

Didn't they blow up a second stage during testing a few weeks ago? Two KABOOMS in such close succession?!!

Comment WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT?!! (Score 1) 66

by Thud457 on Tuesday May 26, 2026 @09:34AM (#66160674) Attached to: FreeBSD Foundation Executive Director Tries Daily Driving FreeBSD On Laptop

When did bsd.slashdot.org drop the red header scheme?

Comment /. , I am disappoint (Score 2) 69

by Thud457 on Wednesday May 13, 2026 @12:48PM (#66141791) Attached to: CERN Open Sources Its KiCad Component Libraries

All this nattering about licensing and we haven't yet had one comment -

Finally, I can finish the large hadron collider I'm building in my backyard!

Comment Re: For making concrete? (Score 3, Interesting) 72

by Thud457 on Tuesday May 12, 2026 @11:24AM (#66140070) Attached to: A Data Center Drained 30 Million Gallons of Water Unnoticed

Regrading the "Killdozer" guy -

That guy is held up as some kind of libertarian hero when he really was a mentally disturbed psycho

Those two things go hand-in-hand a lot more than I am comfortable with.

Comment let me get this straight (Score 5, Insightful) 57

by Thud457 on Wednesday May 06, 2026 @12:08PM (#66130484) Attached to: Silicon Valley Bets $200 Million On AI Data Centers Floating In the Ocean

So we can't afford renewable wave energy for powering peoples' homes. But somehow it becomes feasible to power AI bros' desperate money grabs?

Comment Safety schmaefty! theres $$$ to be made! (Score 2, Interesting) 78

by Thud457 on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @05:46PM (#66119126) Attached to: Joby Demos Its Air Taxi In NYC

A couple of million dollars to the TRUMP Ballroom Fund should clear any irksome regulatory hurdles posed by the ineffectual FAA.

/s ... ?

Comment businessman and upstanding citizen (Score 4, Insightful) 106

by Thud457 on Thursday April 23, 2026 @09:31AM (#66108514) Attached to: Billionaire Backer Sues Trump Family's Crypto Firm Over Alleged Extortion

Dude thought he had bought a golden ticket skimming a % off the top on the securitization of bribery. He deserves to lose his shirt. And be in prison.

Comment Jesus Built My Hotrod (Score 2) 32

by Thud457 on Wednesday April 22, 2026 @05:28PM (#66107604) Attached to: Anthropic's Mythos Model Is Being Accessed by Unauthorized Users

The Matrix was right.
Mankind did burn the sky. Not to prevent AIs* from taking over but to give birth to them.

* actually unreliable LLMs, we all know the score here on /. .

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