How about first ensuring clean toilets and a website where you can actually do something hassle-free?
Seriously.

With a handle like "transporter_ii", tracking FedEx packages would be right up your alley !

That guy in India is scamming you by billing you while working on his second, more interesting, job.

Firefox is multi-threaded although all those threads currently reside in the same process. So one tab can easily bog down entire browser.
Multiprocess Firefox is coming soon.

Vast majority of the consumers are like the frog in a pan that is being heated up very gradually. The frog doesn't realize it but it will be eventually cooked alive.
These consumers are slowly opting-in, slowly uploading their personal photos, slowly allowing their personal emails to be scanned until one day, they would realize how far down the road they have come.

"The greatest fear that I have regarding the outcome for America of these disclosures is that nothing will change"

- Edward Snowden, at the end of Terms and Conditions May Apply

I was so with you until you mentioned better memory management.
Despite what Firefox folks say about improved memory handling, it is still a huge hog.
Even then, it is my browser of choice for the other reasons you mentioned.

Despite the glitches, the fact that there is a man-made object currently sitting on the surface of a comet and beaming back actual pictures is flippin' mindblowing !

No, it does not seem permanent. As per the original plan, the secondary batteries were expected to receive about 7 hrs of sunlight each 12.4 hr comet day. Now it is expected to be only 1.5 hrs. This will definitely impact experiments that need to continuously run for long periods of time.

That is why there is a need for None of The Above to be introduced as an option.

Once that is done, how about stopping manipulating your currency so blatantly?

When I type my name into a search engine......I am ego surfing.

While this might be true for other countries, it is not necessarily so for India.
English is recognized as the secondary official language of the country (with Hindi being the official one). Even lowly clerks in government offices speak English (albeit with an accent). The huge amount of information & literature available in English and the high percentage of English-speaking population in India make learning Hindi optional.

Moreover, even though Hindi is the dominant language, it is only one of many. If you are doing business with a company based in Bangalore, chances are very high that the mother tongue of your business partner is Kannada (which has almost nothing in common with Hindi).

Save yourself some precious time - learn the culture, skip the language.