Have no fear - deep in my basement, I am actively working on "Artificial Stupidity".
It looks like your technology will be able to replace the leaders of the engineering departments that are making stupid decisions such as removing commonly used ports from their flagship phones.
Windows 10 Insider builds will feature the green error screen, while stable Windows 10 versions will continue to use the classic blue-themed error page
I think that's setting the bar pretty low for the term "stable".
I mean it's not like it would be very hard to port the compilers.
True, but Apple hates ports!
UNIX enhancements aren't.