Have no fear - deep in my basement, I am actively working on "Artificial Stupidity".
It looks like your technology will be able to replace the leaders of the engineering departments that are making stupid decisions such as removing commonly used ports from their flagship phones.
Windows 10 Insider builds will feature the green error screen, while stable Windows 10 versions will continue to use the classic blue-themed error page
I think that's setting the bar pretty low for the term "stable".
I mean it's not like it would be very hard to port the compilers.
True, but Apple hates ports!
In 2013 Obama signed a bill
If you want to attach name(s) to legislation please disclose all the names and parties of the people who proposed the legislation, the majority parties who passed it, and the name of the president that signed it. In this case, the Smith-Mundt Modernization Act of 2012 was proposed by Mac Thornberry (R-Texas), and it passed a Republican majority in the House and Senate, and was finally signed by Obama (D). Disclosing this information gives people a fuller picture of who is to praise/blame, especially when both parties are responsible for its passage.
Capitalism used to be king.
I can think of few things that represent capitalism better than one giant corporation buying another.
I'm not buying the doom and gloom anymore
The first step to virtually guaranteeing that something happens is to let your guard down.
You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME.