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Comment Re: Enron Husk desperate to stop the stock freefa (Score 1) 140

It's both. The robots are going to be trained to do human tasks with machine learning. Instead of writing complex scripts for every task a robot does the AI can be trained to do ten thousand similar things ten thousand times in a simulation. Which is a pretty smart way to make robot hands pick up arbitrarily arranged objects in a box, or to sort different kinds of boxes in a UPS sorting center.

Of course Tesla will need ten years to figure this out and by then Chinese companies will be five years ahead. Thus this new round of import substitution.

Comment Re: Siri's Decline (Score 2) 128

My problem with telling Siri to play music in the car is that it just stops working. I say "hey Siri" and nothing happens. To fix it I have to stop the car and unlock and lock the phone. Sometimes I even have to reboot the phone. I guess the listening daemon crashes and nothing restarts it. This is really annoying when I have twenty more minutes of driving before my destination.

Comment This is insane. (Score 2) 51

I remember the buildups to the dotcom crash and the 2008 crash. There were lots of signs and doom sayers and there were also lots of people pulling their money out of the NASDAQ and out of banks exposed to real estate bullshit, respectively. This time it seems like the whole world has gone insane and is drunk on meme stock cognac. Anything that involves AI and/or Elon Musk is making paper millionaires. It's like someone went back in time and removed every American equities disaster from the history curriculums and only one percent of us can remember. Hopefully China will be able to step in and save us all because they seem to be the only big economy with a real long-term strategy for anything.

Comment Re: Looks like Nvidia may die as well (Score 1) 51

Probably. Google, Amazon and Microsoft all have their own chips for AI and probably won't need Nvidia in the long run. Anthropic will probably have its own chips, too. So when OpenAI tanks the round tripping is going to be terrible for Nvidia. But if TSMC hoards cash they'll be able to buy Nvidia for peanuts and make a bigger profit off all those chips being sold to gamers.

Comment Windows still does this? (Score 1) 122

It's been 21 years since the Sony CD rootkit debacle and Windows still runs random shit from external sources. Is this a new thing introduced by young dipshits who don't remember the Sony CD rootkit debacle? Or is it older people who are just so fucking stupid that the only tech job they could get was being on the Windows team?

Comment It sounds stupidly redundant. (Score 1) 106

When the version of iOS is released iPhones will be able to do everything this does, be more portable, and they have a camera for uploading photos to ask questions about. Google and Samsung phones already have that functionality. So do a lot of Chinese phones. Why would anyone buy a low end speaker that does less than the phone they already take everywhere? I cannot see how this appeals to anyone but industrial design geeks who idolize Jony Ive.

Comment It's temporary. (Score 5, Insightful) 62

IBM is still in fine shape. The company is not losing money. Revenue did not fall off a cliff like the stock price did. If they're smart IBM can wait this out and quietly prepare for things to bounce back when the insane AI capex ends and people need something IBM is ready to provide. (But, realistically, IBM will just lay off 25,000 good people instead of putting human capital to good use as part of a long term strategy.)

Comment This is why I just let my ISP deal with the router (Score 1) 76

I don't have time to keep track of security updates for my router, apply them, and check now and then to make sure it hasn't been compromised. Comcast has the infrastructure and people to do it all themselves. I don't have to think about it at all.

Of course it's probably the only thing Comcast can do right, but I think most people on Slashdot have heard that story a million times so I won't go there!

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