Comment Re:THIS JUST IN TO OUR NEWSROOM: (Score 0) 68
Fuck off.
Still as witty as ever, sharp with the word and retort. Don't worry, I found a piece of history in document folder and thought about checking up on my favorite tard. I see you are just as stupid as ever. Are you still suffering from unrequited love for the orange man? I hope you are keeping your hands off the kids. I don't to fire up the pedo reporter 2000 on your ass again.
Don't worry, I'm not going to hang around this shit hole just for you. Oh and for those of you that are new here, Rick here is a known homophobic racist and probable pedophile.
Well see you later tard. I'll leave this here. It is what I found in my documents folder
Dear Applicant Rick,
It is with great joy that I write to you to inform you that your application to the Council of Ricks is hereby irrevocably rejected. There are numerous reasons for this rejection, too many for one letter to contain. We will discuss the key reasons for your rejection.
Insufficient IQ. As a member of the Council of Ricks you would be among the most intelligent beings in the known universe. However, your subpar IQ places you a full two hundred points below our dumbest member, Dumbass Rick, with a IQ of 288. With an IQ this low, we feel you would have too many issues understanding how somethings work, such as light switches, in the Citadel.
Ill suitability for a Sidekick. Members of the Council of Ricks are usually paired with a sidekick. University known as a "Morty." Morty's serve their Ricks in several ways that are unimportant for this discussion. While Morty's are not known for their intelligence most of them are smarter than yourself, and we simply cannot have a Morty smarter than his Rick. Therefor your room temperature IQ would place you below the average IQ of any Morty you would be paired with.
Distasteful Moral Attributes. While you have several moral attributes that make you unsuitable for membership in the Council of Ricks, the two that stand out the most are racism and cowardice.
During our research of your membership application, we found many times when you were confronted in certain forums and proven wrong on a subject you would resort to the use of racial epitaphs and homophobic slurs to take out your frustration of being wrong. Which was often. While we do not currently have a "Racist Rick" among our membership, we do not feel this type of Rick would be a good fit for our organization.
When you lashed out in frustration using racial epitaphs you would do so from an anonymous account. While some Ricks are not known for their courage, this level of cowardice is extremely distasteful. A level of cowardice even Chicken Shit Rick was embarrassed by. We do not see a way this level of cowardice could be excused in our organization.
Unhealthy Obsessions. Also, during our research for your membership, it was found that seem to have an unhealthy obsession with one Donald J. Trump, 45th president of the United States. While your posts on this Trump individual all seem to be lashing out at his very existence, Counselor Rick thinks there is more to it than that. You seem to suffer from some sexual fetish featuring orange-colored men, and you lash out in anger over unrequited love. This disturbing obsession also makes you ill-suited for membership.
We have covered several key issues in your rejection for membership in the Council of Ricks, there remain many more that will remain undiscussed. While current rules will allow you to reapply, until we change them to prevent this occurrence, in six months it is hoped that you will refrain from doing so. As a precaution a copy of this rejection letter will remain on file so it can just be Xeroxed and sent to you if you do decide to reapply.
Sincerely,
Rick Prime
Council of Ricks
Citadel of Ricks
Good times. later tard