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Comment Re:THIS JUST IN TO OUR NEWSROOM: (Score 0) 68

Fuck off.

Still as witty as ever, sharp with the word and retort. Don't worry, I found a piece of history in document folder and thought about checking up on my favorite tard. I see you are just as stupid as ever. Are you still suffering from unrequited love for the orange man? I hope you are keeping your hands off the kids. I don't to fire up the pedo reporter 2000 on your ass again.

Don't worry, I'm not going to hang around this shit hole just for you. Oh and for those of you that are new here, Rick here is a known homophobic racist and probable pedophile.

Well see you later tard. I'll leave this here. It is what I found in my documents folder

Dear Applicant Rick,

It is with great joy that I write to you to inform you that your application to the Council of Ricks is hereby irrevocably rejected. There are numerous reasons for this rejection, too many for one letter to contain. We will discuss the key reasons for your rejection.

Insufficient IQ. As a member of the Council of Ricks you would be among the most intelligent beings in the known universe. However, your subpar IQ places you a full two hundred points below our dumbest member, Dumbass Rick, with a IQ of 288. With an IQ this low, we feel you would have too many issues understanding how somethings work, such as light switches, in the Citadel.

Ill suitability for a Sidekick. Members of the Council of Ricks are usually paired with a sidekick. University known as a "Morty." Morty's serve their Ricks in several ways that are unimportant for this discussion. While Morty's are not known for their intelligence most of them are smarter than yourself, and we simply cannot have a Morty smarter than his Rick. Therefor your room temperature IQ would place you below the average IQ of any Morty you would be paired with.

Distasteful Moral Attributes. While you have several moral attributes that make you unsuitable for membership in the Council of Ricks, the two that stand out the most are racism and cowardice.

During our research of your membership application, we found many times when you were confronted in certain forums and proven wrong on a subject you would resort to the use of racial epitaphs and homophobic slurs to take out your frustration of being wrong. Which was often. While we do not currently have a "Racist Rick" among our membership, we do not feel this type of Rick would be a good fit for our organization.

When you lashed out in frustration using racial epitaphs you would do so from an anonymous account. While some Ricks are not known for their courage, this level of cowardice is extremely distasteful. A level of cowardice even Chicken Shit Rick was embarrassed by. We do not see a way this level of cowardice could be excused in our organization.

Unhealthy Obsessions. Also, during our research for your membership, it was found that seem to have an unhealthy obsession with one Donald J. Trump, 45th president of the United States. While your posts on this Trump individual all seem to be lashing out at his very existence, Counselor Rick thinks there is more to it than that. You seem to suffer from some sexual fetish featuring orange-colored men, and you lash out in anger over unrequited love. This disturbing obsession also makes you ill-suited for membership.

We have covered several key issues in your rejection for membership in the Council of Ricks, there remain many more that will remain undiscussed. While current rules will allow you to reapply, until we change them to prevent this occurrence, in six months it is hoped that you will refrain from doing so. As a precaution a copy of this rejection letter will remain on file so it can just be Xeroxed and sent to you if you do decide to reapply.

Sincerely,
Rick Prime
Council of Ricks
Citadel of Ricks

Good times. later tard

Comment Re:Batteries only EVs are heading into oblivion (Score 0) 346

To Whom It May Concern

The post you have just read, or about to reply to is by Rick Schumann. Also known as Racist Rick and Pedo Rick. The users is suspected child groomer and possible pedophile. These conclusions were reached after a series of posts made that defended the inclusion of sexually inappropriate books in elementary and middle school libraries. The books in question, at this level, could only be used to by child molesters to groom future children for sexual activities.

When given multiple attempts to deny this, Schumann, instead choose to ignore the questions at hand. Given the nature of the acquisitions it can only be assumed that by his failure to deny these allegations, he endorses them.

As well as being a possible pedophile and child groomer, Schumann is a known homophobe and racists. This was confirmed by after several independent examinations of anonymous posts with homophobic and racist remarks attached to threads he posted. Upon someone disagreeing with something that Schumann posted, he would respond as a anonymous coward with racist and homophobic remarks.

As stated, his racist and homophobic remarks were confirmed by examinates of the remarks in question against posts confirmed to be his. Several independent parties examined these posts. During this examination the word usage, spelling mistakes, and grammar style were matched with a 96% accuracy. All the examiners in question agreed that Schumann made the racist and homophobic comments as an anonymous coward.

This has been a public service announcement. The account in question is an automatic process and will not respond to follow-up replies.

Thank you.

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Comment Re:The problem... (Score 0) 187

God bless Donald Trump and the Republican party. He will remove blite that is Biden in 2024. Imagine a president that doesn't shit in his pants in front of the Pope and other world leaders. Imagine a president that doesn't want to send you money, and more importantly, your sons and daughters off to die on foreign soil.

Comment Re:This is about ending internet anonymity (Score 0) 187

To Whom It May Concern

The post you have just read, or about to reply to is by Rick Schumann. Also known as Racist Rick and Pedo Rick. The users is suspected child groomer and possible pedophile. These conclusions were reached after a series of posts made that defended the inclusion of sexually inappropriate books in elementary and middle school libraries. The books in question, at this level, could only be used to by child molesters to groom future children for sexual activities.

When given multiple attempts to deny this, Schumann, instead choose to ignore the questions at hand. Given the nature of the acquisitions it can only be assumed that by his failure to deny these allegations, he endorses them.

As well as being a possible pedophile and child groomer, Schumann is a known homophobe and racists. This was confirmed by after several independent examinations of anonymous posts with homophobic and racist remarks attached to threads he posted. Upon someone disagreeing with something that Schumann posted, he would respond as a anonymous coward with racist and homophobic remarks.

As stated, his racist and homophobic remarks were confirmed by examinates of the remarks in question against posts confirmed to be his. Several independent parties examined these posts. During this examination the word usage, spelling mistakes, and grammar style were matched with a 96% accuracy. All the examiners in question agreed that Schumann made the racist and homophobic comments as an anonymous coward.

This has been a public service announcement. The account in question is an automatic process and will not respond to follow-up replies.

Thank you.

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Comment Re:About damn time (Score 0) 80

To Whom It May Concern

The post you have just read, or about to reply to is by Rick Schumann. Also known as Racist Rick and Pedo Rick. The users is suspected child groomer and possible pedophile. These conclusions were reached after a series of posts made that defended the inclusion of sexually inappropriate books in elementary and middle school libraries. The books in question, at this level, could only be used to by child molesters to groom future children for sexual activities.

When given multiple attempts to deny this, Schumann, instead choose to ignore the questions at hand. Given the nature of the acquisitions it can only be assumed that by his failure to deny these allegations, he endorses them.

As well as being a possible pedophile and child groomer, Schumann is a known homophobe and racists. This was confirmed by after several independent examinations of anonymous posts with homophobic and racist remarks attached to threads he posted. Upon someone disagreeing with something that Schumann posted, he would respond as a anonymous coward with racist and homophobic remarks.

As stated, his racist and homophobic remarks were confirmed by examinates of the remarks in question against posts confirmed to be his. Several independent parties examined these posts. During this examination the word usage, spelling mistakes, and grammar style were matched with a 96% accuracy. All the examiners in question agreed that Schumann made the racist and homophobic comments as an anonymous coward.

This has been a public service announcement. The account in question is an automatic process and will not respond to follow-up replies.

Thank you.

He is also a fucking idiot. Biden in 2024, what a god damn moron.

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Comment Re:Carls Jr. is doing this already, and it sucks (Score -1) 154

To Whom It May Concern

The post you have just read, or about to reply to is by Rick Schumann. Also known as Racist Rick and Pedo Rick. The users is suspected child groomer and possible pedophile. These conclusions were reached after a series of posts made that defended the inclusion of sexually inappropriate books in elementary and middle school libraries. The books in question, at this level, could only be used to by child molesters to groom future children for sexual activities.

When given multiple attempts to deny this, Schumann, instead choose to ignore the questions at hand. Given the nature of the acquisitions it can only be assumed that by his failure to deny these allegations, he endorses them.

As well as being a possible pedophile and child groomer, Schumann is a known homophobe and racists. This was confirmed by after several independent examinations of anonymous posts with homophobic and racist remarks attached to threads he posted. Upon someone disagreeing with something that Schumann posted, he would respond as a anonymous coward with racist and homophobic remarks.

As stated, his racist and homophobic remarks were confirmed by examinates of the remarks in question against posts confirmed to be his. Several independent parties examined these posts. During this examination the word usage, spelling mistakes, and grammar style were matched with a 96% accuracy. All the examiners in question agreed that Schumann made the racist and homophobic comments as an anonymous coward.

This has been a public service announcement. The account in question is an automatic process and will not respond to follow-up replies.

Thank you.

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Comment Re:Three words: (Score -1) 39

To Whom It May Concern

The post you have just read, or about to reply to is by Rick Schumann. Also known as Racist Rick and Pedo Rick. The users is suspected child groomer and possible pedophile. These conclusions were reached after a series of posts made that defended the inclusion of sexually inappropriate books in elementary and middle school libraries. The books in question, at this level, could only be used to by child molesters to groom future children for sexual activities.

When given multiple attempts to deny this, Schumann, instead choose to ignore the questions at hand. Given the nature of the acquisitions it can only be assumed that by his failure to deny these allegations, he endorses them.

As well as being a possible pedophile and child groomer, Schumann is a known homophobe and racists. This was confirmed by after several independent examinations of anonymous posts with homophobic and racist remarks attached to threads he posted. Upon someone disagreeing with something that Schumann posted, he would respond as a anonymous coward with racist and homophobic remarks.

As stated, his racist and homophobic remarks were confirmed by examinates of the remarks in question against posts confirmed to be his. Several independent parties examined these posts. During this examination the word usage, spelling mistakes, and grammar style were matched with a 96% accuracy. All the examiners in question agreed that Schumann made the racist and homophobic comments as an anonymous coward.

This has been a public service announcement. The account in question is an automatic process and will not respond to follow-up replies.

Thank you.

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Comment Re:Why is there not an 'E-Stop' button? (Score 0) 351

To Whom It May Concern

The post you have just read, or about to reply to is by Rick Schumann. Also known as Racist Rick and Pedo Rick. The users is suspected child groomer and possible pedophile. These conclusions were reached after a series of posts made that defended the inclusion of sexually inappropriate books in elementary and middle school libraries. The books in question, at this level, could only be used to by child molesters to groom future children for sexual activities.

When given multiple attempts to deny this, Schumann, instead choose to ignore the questions at hand. Given the nature of the acquisitions it can only be assumed that by his failure to deny these allegations, he endorses them.

As well as being a possible pedophile and child groomer, Schumann is a known homophobe and racists. This was confirmed by after several independent examinations of anonymous posts with homophobic and racist remarks attached to threads he posted. Upon someone disagreeing with something that Schumann posted, he would respond as a anonymous coward with racist and homophobic remarks.

As stated, his racist and homophobic remarks were confirmed by examinates of the remarks in question against posts confirmed to be his. Several independent parties examined these posts. During this examination the word usage, spelling mistakes, and grammar style were matched with a 96% accuracy. All the examiners in question agreed that Schumann made the racist and homophobic comments as an anonymous coward.

This has been a public service announcement. The account in question is an automatic process and will not respond to follow-up replies.

Thank you.

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Comment Re:Won't work (Score 0) 75

To Whom It May Concern

The post you have just read, or about to reply to is by Rick Schumann. Also known as Racist Rick and Pedo Rick. The users is suspected child groomer and possible pedophile. These conclusions were reached after a series of posts made that defended the inclusion of sexually inappropriate books in elementary and middle school libraries. The books in question, at this level, could only be used to by child molesters to groom future children for sexual activities.

When given multiple attempts to deny this, Schumann, instead choose to ignore the questions at hand. Given the nature of the acquisitions it can only be assumed that by his failure to deny these allegations, he endorses them.

As well as being a possible pedophile and child groomer, Schumann is a known homophobe and racists. This was confirmed by after several independent examinations of anonymous posts with homophobic and racist remarks attached to threads he posted. Upon someone disagreeing with something that Schumann posted, he would respond as a anonymous coward with racist and homophobic remarks.

As stated, his racist and homophobic remarks were confirmed by examinates of the remarks in question against posts confirmed to be his. Several independent parties examined these posts. During this examination the word usage, spelling mistakes, and grammar style were matched with a 96% accuracy. All the examiners in question agreed that Schumann made the racist and homophobic comments as an anonymous coward.

This has been a public service announcement. The account in question is an automatic process and will not respond to follow-up replies.

Thank you.

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Comment Re:DuckDuckGo.. (Score 0) 170

To Whom It May Concern

The post you have just read, or about to reply to is by Rick Schumann. Also known as Racist Rick and Pedo Rick. The users is suspected child groomer and possible pedophile. These conclusions were reached after a series of posts made that defended the inclusion of sexually inappropriate books in elementary and middle school libraries. The books in question, at this level, could only be used to by child molesters to groom future children for sexual activities.

When given multiple attempts to deny this, Schumann, instead choose to ignore the questions at hand. Given the nature of the acquisitions it can only be assumed that by his failure to deny these allegations, he endorses them.

As well as being a possible pedophile and child groomer, Schumann is a known homophobe and racists. This was confirmed by after several independent examinations of anonymous posts with homophobic and racist remarks attached to threads he posted. Upon someone disagreeing with something that Schumann posted, he would respond as a anonymous coward with racist and homophobic remarks.

As stated, his racist and homophobic remarks were confirmed by examinates of the remarks in question against posts confirmed to be his. Several independent parties examined these posts. During this examination the word usage, spelling mistakes, and grammar style were matched with a 96% accuracy. All the examiners in question agreed that Schumann made the racist and homophobic comments as an anonymous coward.

This has been a public service announcement. The account in question is an automatic process and will not respond to follow-up replies.

Thank you.

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Comment Re:The first digital electronic computers.. (Score 1) 216

To Whom It May Concern

The post you have just read, or about to reply to is by Rick Schumann. Also known as Racist Rick and Pedo Rick. The users is suspected child groomer and possible pedophile. These conclusions were reached after a series of posts made that defended the inclusion of sexually inappropriate books in elementary and middle school libraries. The books in question, at this level, could only be used to by child molesters to groom future children for sexual activities.

When given multiple attempts to deny this, Schumann, instead choose to ignore the questions at hand. Given the nature of the acquisitions it can only be assumed that by his failure to deny these allegations, he endorses them.

As well as being a possible pedophile and child groomer, Schumann is a known homophobe and racists. This was confirmed by after several independent examinations of anonymous posts with homophobic and racist remarks attached to threads he posted. Upon someone disagreeing with something that Schumann posted, he would respond as a anonymous coward with racist and homophobic remarks.

As stated, his racist and homophobic remarks were confirmed by examinates of the remarks in question against posts confirmed to be his. Several independent parties examined these posts. During this examination the word usage, spelling mistakes, and grammar style were matched with a 96% accuracy. All the examiners in question agreed that Schumann made the racist and homophobic comments as an anonymous coward.

This has been a public service announcement. The account in question is an automatic process and will not respond to follow-up replies.

Thank you.

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Comment Re:Waiting for the senseless deaths and destructio (Score 0) 47

To Whom It May Concern

The post you have just read, or about to reply to is by Rick Schumann. Also known as Racist Rick and Pedo Rick. The users is suspected child groomer and possible pedophile. These conclusions were reached after a series of posts made that defended the inclusion of sexually inappropriate books in elementary and middle school libraries. The books in question, at this level, could only be used to by child molesters to groom future children for sexual activities.

When given multiple attempts to deny this, Schumann, instead choose to ignore the questions at hand. Given the nature of the acquisitions it can only be assumed that by his failure to deny these allegations, he endorses them.

As well as being a possible pedophile and child groomer, Schumann is a known homophobe and racists. This was confirmed by after several independent examinations of anonymous posts with homophobic and racist remarks attached to threads he posted. Upon someone disagreeing with something that Schumann posted, he would respond as a anonymous coward with racist and homophobic remarks.

As stated, his racist and homophobic remarks were confirmed by examinates of the remarks in question against posts confirmed to be his. Several independent parties examined these posts. During this examination the word usage, spelling mistakes, and grammar style were matched with a 96% accuracy. All the examiners in question agreed that Schumann made the racist and homophobic comments as an anonymous coward.

This has been a public service announcement. The account in question is an automatic process and will not respond to follow-up replies.

Thank you.

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Comment Re:Piracy will increase (Score 0) 44

To Whom It May Concern

The post you have just read, or about to reply to is by Rick Schumann. Also known as Racist Rick and Pedo Rick. The users is suspected child groomer and possible pedophile. These conclusions were reached after a series of posts made that defended the inclusion of sexually inappropriate books in elementary and middle school libraries. The books in question, at this level, could only be used to by child molesters to groom future children for sexual activities.

When given multiple attempts to deny this, Schumann, instead choose to ignore the questions at hand. Given the nature of the acquisitions it can only be assumed that by his failure to deny these allegations, he endorses them.

As well as being a possible pedophile and child groomer, Schumann is a known homophobe and racists. This was confirmed by after several independent examinations of anonymous posts with homophobic and racist remarks attached to threads he posted. Upon someone disagreeing with something that Schumann posted, he would respond as a anonymous coward with racist and homophobic remarks.

As stated, his racist and homophobic remarks were confirmed by examinates of the remarks in question against posts confirmed to be his. Several independent parties examined these posts. During this examination the word usage, spelling mistakes, and grammar style were matched with a 96% accuracy. All the examiners in question agreed that Schumann made the racist and homophobic comments as an anonymous coward.

This has been a public service announcement. The account in question is an automatic process and will not respond to follow-up replies.

Thank you.

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Comment Re:Piracy will increase (Score 0) 44

To Whom It May Concern

The post you have just read, or about to reply to is by Rick Schumann. Also known as Racist Rick and Pedo Rick. The users is suspected child groomer and possible pedophile. These conclusions were reached after a series of posts made that defended the inclusion of sexually inappropriate books in elementary and middle school libraries. The books in question, at this level, could only be used to by child molesters to groom future children for sexual activities.

When given multiple attempts to deny this, Schumann, instead choose to ignore the questions at hand. Given the nature of the acquisitions it can only be assumed that by his failure to deny these allegations, he endorses them.

As well as being a possible pedophile and child groomer, Schumann is a known homophobe and racists. This was confirmed by after several independent examinations of anonymous posts with homophobic and racist remarks attached to threads he posted. Upon someone disagreeing with something that Schumann posted, he would respond as a anonymous coward with racist and homophobic remarks.

As stated, his racist and homophobic remarks were confirmed by examinates of the remarks in question against posts confirmed to be his. Several independent parties examined these posts. During this examination the word usage, spelling mistakes, and grammar style were matched with a 96% accuracy. All the examiners in question agreed that Schumann made the racist and homophobic comments as an anonymous coward.

This has been a public service announcement. The account in question is an automatic process and will not respond to follow-up replies.

Thank you.

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