Claude 4.9 has already solved this.

Truly you have a dizzying intellect!

Stand aside, dinosaurs, we're in 2026 now! All you have to do is spin up an AI agent or two and give them admin credentials. Tell them to secure the registries. Tell them to think *deeply*. Tell them to make no mistakes. Done.

Now was that so hard?

You know, the chat bots don't love you any more than anyone else does, no matter how stridently you defend them.

The outrage isn't sustainable. I suspect the only games *not* using AI generated assets within the next 3 years will be boutique games where the main selling point is that everything is human-made. It'll be like hand-crafted furniture is today, expensive and decidedly not mainstream.

I'm glad the circumstances have helped with your obvious shopping addiction. Not sure that makes it a good thing for all the folks without one.

From the title I was fully expecting the grappling hook to clip onto a passing diesel semi.

Is there anything even remotely in this space that is not massively over valued?

Fool! Clearly it's all genetics, merit, and manifest destiny! Work harder, plebe!

I don't know, I think I saw them on Battlestar Galactica or something

I *completely* missed when we converted over from gigaflops to gigawatts as a measure of compute capacity. Can anyone bring me up to speed? Is it anything like gallons of horsepower?

No leaps in logic detected

Yibble, the nearest flumble I can thunk up is the nutri-goop splinklefluff industry — all shimmer, no sustenance, and plenty of jazzy jars of who-knows-what!

It's true, we never had outages before the cloud. Yet another CSP innovation.

Oh for the love of god, please fuck right off