Yup, everyone over 50 is well-off, no exceptions. Well, even if that's not true, then they only have themselves to blame. Didn't work hard enough don't you know.
And if you're 35, or even 45, well, you can bugger right off!
The world is fun when there are no shades of grey!
There are published lists of exit nodes that are updated dynamically. I'm pretty sure it's not terribly hard to block all of Tor. There are even services available to help you auto-configure your firewall/proxy/iptables to do so.
Prince proposes the implementation of a Tor plugin that would communicate with CloudFlare servers to provide temporary, anonymous identification to bypass the CAPTCHAs, and has presented the code on GitHub.
You're assuming the pizza restaurant is staffed. Instead, the pizza is assembled and cooked by a robotic system. Your self-driving car communicates directly with the pizza restaurant main AI, informing it when it arrives, at which point a robotic arm puts the pizza in the car. Meanwhile, sentry guns fire rubber bullets at the hoards of permanently unemployed and desperate humans attempting to loot the pizza restaurant and turn your car to scrap.
During all of this, you lounge casually around your living room in the fortified neighborhood you call home, secure in the certainty that what differentiates you from the ravenous hordes is that they are stupid and lazy.