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Comment BIZX runs Slashdot into the ground as SEOdot (Score 0) 266

I know Mr. Silvergun, and I can personally vouch for him. I also remember Frank Dux , I worked with him during the his many travels to rescue POW of the Vietnam war. I was only 8 at the time, but never mind that. You see Mr. Silvergun would use his powers to transport them to Mr. Frank Dux, Frank would then Keyster stash the prisoners up his ass. They say his keyster was so huge, that at one time, they built a ramp up to his ass, and drive tanks right up in his gizzards. At that time these men had their hands registered with the CIA and FBI as lethal weapons. George's breath was also considered a very dangerous letal device. He spewed so much bullshit from his mouth, well it was just a terrible, nasty ass smell. So you see, its really not his hands, it was his mouth that became the weapon, he just only let his close students like myself in on this great secret. The last time I seen both of them, well that was when I visited Mr. Wonka at his amazing chocolate factory. You see ladies and gentlemen both these men had so much Bullshitery , why they helped to fill that wonderful little river in Mr. Wonka's amazing factory. You know the one that agustus dranks out of? That shit, I mean chocolate still flows freely from both of these amazing men of legend and courage.

Comment Re:"By which I mean global governance" (Score 0) 60

Xi and Gates are on the same team. And someone is paying big bucks to put both of them on a podium. Remember how Slashdot used to be before the B.I.Z.X purchase? 100% anti-Gates. Next thing you know, Ms. Mash will be praising Xi for decreasing their carbon footprint by harvesting their organs!

Comment Re:Who cares about infotainment? (Score 0) 71

Infotainment is already good enough. How about they work on eliminating accidents by adding advanced ADAS features?

SERIOUSLY? Like you have those two ideas right there side by side. So let's just keep the distractions and then take over the driver's responsibility. How does that make sense?

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