Comment Re:Wait until they find out (Score 1) 113
oh you beat me to it :)
2016 is the Year of Embedded Linux! **
** source - my own head
2016 is the Year of Embedded Linux! **
** source - my own head
Comment now they can choose (Score 1) 171
option 1) please nail more metal to my feet
option 2) I'll go natural thank you
option 2) I'll go natural thank you
Comment Re:maybe next time lose the lockdown (Score 2) 246
and call the consumer portal 'Your Anus' thereby completing the age old joke.
Comment Rim shot 'sucking in' (Score 1, Funny) 49
Rather you than me frankly.
Comment Not a joke? (Score 2, Insightful) 199
I checked, it's not April 1st.
I don't know what to say about dog TV.
I don't know what to say about dog TV.
Comment Re:How much safer (Score 0) 163
^ Feck
Comment uber-doh (Score 1) 323
The loud sound of palms slapping foreheads after that was discovered caused a cow to give birth.
Comment Re:Will suck. (Score 1) 82
multipoke or multislap
Comment Re:Characters are created to suffer (Score 2) 245
yeah you tell AC. I'm a few years over 40 and still build Lego Star Wars, watch the films and play SWtOR.... so nurrrr.
Comment Re:lets try to get rid of the 115 jobs as cost 2 h (Score 2) 153
Next step, build automated factories to build automated factories to build laptops and robotic consumers.
Comment Re:Byte and National Computer Camps (Score 1) 623
oh love that story man. This is how it all began back in the day.
Comment Sinclair Basic (Score 1) 623
on the ZX81 in 1982, my first program?
10 PRINT "CHRIS ";
20 GOTO 10
Yay for British computing!
10 PRINT "CHRIS ";
20 GOTO 10
Yay for British computing!
Comment Re:Eurocentric (Score 4, Funny) 93
years back I installed a program on a secretary's Windows 3.1 system. The new icon shifted the Microsoft Word icon to the left one place. Half hour later I get the director calling me saying the secretary was in tears because she had deadlines and I had 'deleted' Word from her system.
When I ran around and pointed at the icon she was ok again - all good to go. I even dragged it back to it's original place so I wouldn't be bothered again.
The ease in which some people get in to a confused state cannot be overstated.
So let's not mess with maps too much - North is at the top by convention.
When I ran around and pointed at the icon she was ok again - all good to go. I even dragged it back to it's original place so I wouldn't be bothered again.
The ease in which some people get in to a confused state cannot be overstated.
So let's not mess with maps too much - North is at the top by convention.
Comment transmogification (Score 1) 91
Ruby on Wax
-- I'm feeling silly today --
-- I'm feeling silly today --
Comment Re:It has not failed yet (Score 0) 147
+1
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