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Journal nizo's Journal: Favorite tool of destruction? I picked computer. 14

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Since the hosed frontpage poll currently isn't allowing comments, I figured I would make mine here. I picked the computer as my choice. I mean look at all the damage you can do with a computer (shut down airports, topple governments, pilfer money, etc). Plus you can get all the other tools o' destruction online with a computer. Since they are the ultimate terrorist weapon, I expect them to be banned any day now.

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  • That's a good answer, but I would choose wood chipper. If you look at it from a simplistic rock-paper-scissors point of view, nothing beats Wood Chipper.

    And really, what's more fun than playing "let's see what it'll chip"...OK, maybe HL2 is more fun, so perhaps computer is the right answer.

    • What about C4 , I don't think many wood chippers could stand against C4.
      However C4 makes an incredibly silly Melee weapon , Though i imagine most people would rather run than Dual with you if your wielding it.
      "Gentlemen , Choose your weapons"
      "I will take a sword"
      "Oh goody , I get the pistol"

      • What about C4 , I don't think many wood chippers could stand against C4.

        Heh, good point... There's not much that would beat C4 - other explosives wouldn't count, because it would all just cancel out.

        Not a good melee weapon, you're right - but unfortunately explosives have become a melee weapon of choice in the certain regions of the world.

  • but one should remember that what we call a computer, others might call a computer with Internet Access.

  • "Hell hath no fury like the vast robot armies of a woman scorned". ;)
  • The Hammer of Science! Also known as any hammer available that can smash something apart. With science!

    I prefer the 10 pound sledge.
    • The Hammer is a close second choice for me, tied with Other stuff like crowbars and breaker bars. (There's very little that's as fun as an old house remodel where one must demolish lath-and-plaster walls.)

      But no, personal experience has shown me that the Cutting Torch is the real winner for up-close and personal destruction. Not only will it cut through steel plate, but there is plenty of room for collateral damage. Such as the time I set my leg on fire.

      I recall quite vividly having the thought, as I was ha
    • I prefer the 10 pound sledge.

      I prefer a sharpened sledge- the aptly named maul;-)

  • Ion cannon. It's my personal favorite weapon, because it works on well, anything made out of Molecules. and even the thickest armor plating Eventually becaumes a worthless pile of molten obsidian... especially if the ion cannon is big enough... so clearly all life's problems would be solved with a big enough ion cannon, which would probably require a dyson sphere to power up...

    Of course, a dyson sphere would pretty much consume the resource of the whole solar system, so there would be no handy targets,
  • the media. How you wield it, via computer emails, staged demonstrations or phone calls from a whitewashed house, is up to you.
  • Put a wad of gum on the corner of a touch screen and watch everyone go nuts when they "press" something and it gets xlated to something else ...

    Gum on the sidewalk on a hot day is worse than dog shit ...

    Gum + hair == a really really really bad hair day

    Pop a piece into any electronics (rj-45 jack, computer "cup holder", mouse, vcr, dvd player, etc)

    Leave some ABC Gum* on the seat for the next patron at the restaurant

    Makes great spitballs

    Makes a terrible bookmark

    Retaliate against vending machines/parkin

    • Good for destruction and can be disguised as a home renovation tool. Wow, I can't imagine how much damage.. err I mean how much I could have fixed with one when I was working on the house! (I have this picture in my head of using one on the bathroom wall and sawing through all the ceramic tile/gypsum wall/plumbing/electrical in just a few seconds)
  • I would have to say salt water. Why? just spray some in the dollar bill slot on a soda machine. That machine will be fried in 30 minutes.

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