Journal ncc74656's Journal: Cognitive Dissonance Roundup 3
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function."--F. Scott Fitzgerald
Holding two opposing ideas while retaining the ability to function is also the test of being a "Progressive".
If by "function", we mean "froth at the mouth, posit wild conspiracy theories, provide aid and comfort to our enemies and lose elections."
In short, their Bi-Polar ice caps are melting on their Gaza strip clubs.
To be a Leftie today, you must believe both...
...that Israel dictates American foreign policy--but George Bush can pick up the phone anytime and order Israel around.
...that the Constitution itself demands group profiling in law school admissions--but absolutely forbids it in jet airliner admissions.
Go read the rest.
Given that W is a stupid fundamentalist (Score:2)
I'm sorry, what's the opposition here? W is a fundie Christian that will support the existance of Israel at the expense of American National Security- just like every other teletubby on TBN.
I still support sacrificing Israel, Iraq, Iran, Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, and Saudi Arabia for our national interests- blowing those up would mean that our ability to innovate would once again take over t
Explanations (Score:2)
I'm switching between sarcasm and blunt seriousness. Hope you can tell the difference.
The Illuminati of the New World Order control both Israel and America.
(if the former issue is about affirmative action) Simple racism: Whites are evil. Non-whites a
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And it's time that these individuals get the credit they deserve! Vote Illuminati! [voteilluminati.com]
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