Oh man, got me pegged.

... when they can just tell us our hunger is our own, moral failing?

This seems to support the trope that there are "parties" in America. What we have is those in power and those who can affort them vs. NPCs - us. the right/left, red/blue divide is a useful fiction that gives us the illusion of choice and a reason to hate each other. Step out of the matrix.

... and pipe the output directly to Twitter.

Sheesh!

Then it can become the world's largest reefer.

I need to put that on a poster with a picture of Luigi.

I took it for granite.

It would explain congress.

for that!

AI sheep rule!

Before they've fallen and they can't get up.

because it hit the ground too fast.

Does Ford pay us to drive their cars?

It's the only possible answer.