mwalker59 - Slashdot User

Comment Make every politician wear one (Score 1) 35

by mwalker59 on Wednesday April 02, 2025 @10:36AM (#65276301) Attached to: Brain Interface Speaks Your Thoughts In Near Real-time

... and pipe the output directly to Twitter.

by mwalker59 on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @12:18AM (#65273173) Attached to: Google To Pay $100 Million To Settle 14-Year-Old Advertising Lawsuit

Sheesh!

by mwalker59 on Thursday February 20, 2025 @11:32AM (#65181867) Attached to: Historic Ocean Liner Departs Philadelphia On Voyage To Become the World's Largest Artificial Reef

Then it can become the world's largest reefer.

by mwalker59 on Sunday February 16, 2025 @09:14PM (#65171921) Attached to: Alleged 'CEO Shooter' Luigi Mangione Raises $297K Online

I need to put that on a poster with a picture of Luigi.

by mwalker59 on Thursday January 30, 2025 @11:26AM (#65130409) Attached to: Astronomers Discover 196-Foot Asteroid With 1-In-83 Chance of Hitting Earth In 2032

I took it for granite.

by mwalker59 on Wednesday January 29, 2025 @12:23PM (#65128029) Attached to: Microplastics Found In the Brains of Mice Within Hours of Consumption

It would explain congress.

by mwalker59 on Saturday January 18, 2025 @12:48PM (#65098949) Attached to: Fire Erupts At Huge Battery Plant In California

for that!

by mwalker59 on Tuesday January 14, 2025 @12:10PM (#65087797) Attached to: 161 Years Ago, a New Zealand Sheep Farmer Predicted AI Doom

AI sheep rule!

by mwalker59 on Tuesday January 07, 2025 @11:31AM (#65069811) Attached to: America Is Stuck With an Elevator Crisis

Before they've fallen and they can't get up.

by mwalker59 on Saturday December 14, 2024 @12:21PM (#65013089) Attached to: NASA Thinks It Knows Why Ingenuity Crashed On Mars

because it hit the ground too fast.

by mwalker59 on Wednesday September 11, 2024 @12:37PM (#64780463) Attached to: Ford Seeks Patent For Tech That Listens To Driver Conversations To Serve Ads

Does Ford pay us to drive their cars?

by mwalker59 on Saturday September 07, 2024 @02:25PM (#64770686) Attached to: Signal is More Than Encrypted Messaging. It Wants to Prove Surveillance Capitalism Is Wrong

It's the only possible answer.

by mwalker59 on Friday August 16, 2024 @07:17PM (#64712676) Attached to: OpenAI Says Iranian Group Used ChatGPT To Try To Influence US Election

for patent infringement.

by mwalker59 on Tuesday August 13, 2024 @06:25PM (#64703588) Attached to: Replika CEO Says It's OK If We Marry AI Chatbots

... glowy bits.

by mwalker59 on Tuesday August 13, 2024 @06:21PM (#64703576) Attached to: The Nation's Best Hackers Found Vulnerabilities in Voting Machines - But No Time To Fix Them

It's a feature.