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Comment Easy! (Score 4, Funny) 351

I suggest a finely crafted nam-shub that will turn them all into jargon-spewing corporate zombies*. That should take care of any free will problems they might have. *Aircraft carrier may be required. Some restrictions apply. Well, I gotta get back to mi ba se fa no li sa ba fu

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