I try to compensate for my built-in biases, but I have to admit that sometimes I undercompensate, and sometimes I overcompensate. It really is a difficult balancing act. The first step is understanding that we're all basically the same, with the same wants and the same imperfections.

Same thing I do, check out Google News the next day to see who won. My beach house doesn't get any broadcast TV reception or cable, so I literally can only watch content delivered over the internet. The only content I actually pay for is Google Plus, so I can't watch the Emmys regardless, and I could care less. I'm sure the good jokes will all be on YouTube.

If you're not planning on having sex with it, then it shouldn't matter!

Wait... are you planning on having sex with it?!?

Female porn stars get paid ten times as much as male porns stars! That's so unfair! I feel so discriminated against!

Have been a C programmer for 40 years, I am 100% in favor of rewriting all of Linux in Rust. Just sayin'. Once you get over the very frustrating learning curve, you realize it's the best language available for most problem sets.

Are the JPEG XL encoding and decoding algorithms encumbered by any patents, or can anyone use them for free?

According ot George Carlin, God put us here on this Earth because it lacked plastic. We have risen to the task and created massive amounts of plastic! Praise be!

The fact is, we are all wired to judge people by their appearance, and certainly race and gender do play into that implicit bias. What saddens me most is that even black people judge other black people as being more of a threat.

Hey! Don't call my sexbot a "clanker"! She hates it when you do that!

So they're violating Apple's MagSafe patent?

Does it have a Thunderbolt 5 port?

American exam or 100 year old German exam?

Because Oracle can DEFINITELY be trusted!

Disclaimer: I used to work for Oracle, and my boss, Ken Ross, pulled down his $40K quarterly bonus by simply billing customers for work that was never done.

They get real upset when your phone lens is sticking out of your breast pocket in strip clubs. I don't know why... (Honestly, I wasn't recording, I just didn't feel like sitting on my phone.)

Audio recording without consent is already illegal under the wiretap laws in most states. The weird thing is that video recording without consent isn't!

I just wish that somebody, somewhere, would masturbate to pictures of me... sigh.