I know many people here are programmers. For those who are not, chatgpt is amazing for simple coding. If you're a jack of all trades and have a simple task, you can do this in chatgpt: Make a powershell script to use an export from the payroll system to build mail distribution lists based on job function and location, use a CSV to map the site address in the payroll file to a human-readable group name. Send me an email with a summary of the resulting group sizes. If any group would be empty, don't update it, just send me an email detailing the error. And it works, tweak the name of the CSV files and make it into a scheduled task and you're done. You can ask followup questions for more features. For people who don't code often, and every coding project starts with remembering if concatenation is a . & or + character, this is nearly magic.

What I say about most of these medical "breakthroughs": there has never been a better time to be a mouse!

...can they still be elected president? I mean, nothing in the Constitution says they can't... right?

I need the spare parts!

European football or American football?

What do they taste like? Mmmm.... seafood!

If Lithium battery packs can be turned into incendiary devices by anybody who knows what they are doing... then why are they still allowed on airplanes?

It was a parable about American imperialism, aka "Blood for Oil". Was about environmentalism, but not climate change. Unfortunately, it reached millions of young boys at a sensitive point in their lives so now they fantasize about sex with 10 foot tall blue chicks. (Gotta admit, some of those blue chicks looked pretty good to me too.)

The snowflakes gave all their money to Trump; they can't afford to go see movies. Most breeders can't afford cinema these days.

Watching Captain America: Brave New World sure scared the crap out of me. I know I'm NEVER gonna take pills laced with gamma radiation now! See... we CAN learn from movies!

The natives used to intentionally set fires to create meadows. Most of the old growth oak trees in California grew up in meadows created by fire. There is a lot to be said for controlled burns, Also, new growth burns much more easily than old growth.

With Tesla stock price plummeting, he won't be the richest man in the world for long. Estimating net worth based on stock holdings that can't all be sold at face value is fiction and fantasy.

He has golden toilets to match his golden showers.

I take it you haven't seen Waterworld?

Waterworld?