Everybody in my family had an aol.com email address around 2000. I honestly don't remember what mine was. Even my crush who was a singer/songwriter/actress that did some of the Sims 3 voices had an aol.com address (I had a very long email conversation with her in 1998, before she married a lawyer from Marin and had kids)

... and Larry Ellison still owns his own Hawaiian island... you gotta problem with that?

I _like_ the email address I created when I was eight? What's wrong with sending out resumes with my SofaKingGood@gmail.com address on them?

You can tax my digital streaming when you pry it from my cold, dead encrypted data stream!

Those kids will never figure out how to use VPNs!

Einstein said, "God does not play dice with the universe." But in reality, not only does God play dice with the universe, but he lost Earth to the devil in craps game centuries ago! Never gamble with home of your chosen people, sky guy!

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The secret of getting rich is simple: set deals up so that when they fail, someone else eats your losses, but when they succeed, you keep all the profits. That's certainly how Trump made his money, he didn't pay for all his bankruptcies out of his own pocket!

"A Spoonful of Plastic in our Brains" is the name of my Pink Floyd cover band!

Are you saying there is no such thing a "useful hallucinations"???

Not Happy? Which dwarf are they?

They can update the software over the air. But launching something that has a limited orbital life ahead of time is pretty stupid.

So just poison the data. I always tell them I'm a 400 year old lesbian midget, just to screw up their statistics.

To NotOkCupid!

But you still remember 867-5309 perfectly... right? Our brains are weird.