Google's Gemini says, "Yo mama's so slow, she makes SlashbotAgent look like a high-frequency trading algorithm." You know, I don't think Gemini is really clear on the concept of yo mama jokes. Maybe it gets it confused with Yo Yo Ma jokes.

So Trump isn't really a liar, he's just an extremely low information person?

I've worked with people like that.

I didn't think cromulent was a word... turns out The Simpsons writers invented it. Cromulence just means acceptability, and... you spelled it wrong.

“Those are rookie numbers, you've gotta pump those numbers up!"

How many Trumps is that?

No, they are going to need to massively upgrade the power grid to support AI, hopefully paid for by the AI investment billions. And that will have beneficial effects long after the AI companies have all gone bankrupt.

I've never seen a dick size measuring contest I didn't win!

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cause I don't."

Google has implemented Trump Mode in their AI? Gemini has been forced onto my Android Auto against my will.

Apparently he failed to install a deadman's switch to release the blackmail photos should anything, uh, happen to him.

Not butt-dialiing would be an advantage, TBH, but I still can't trust a screen with a crease.

The only advantage of that phone was you could use a photo of an open toilet for a screensaver, so every time you closed the phone it looked like you were closing a toilet lid. I tried to set that screensaver up for her, but she wouldn't let me.

She bitches about it every time I bring it up. I have to bite my tongue to keep from laughing at her.

Can somebody please travel back in time and make sure Dario Amodei's parents never meet? Thanks, I'd appreciate it.