I still believe Idiocracy predicted the Trump presidency...

But it will definitely keep you from getting laid! And yes, I started losing my hair in my teens, and eventually just shaved my head for my wedding rather than committing to spending several thousand a year on hairpieces.

Trump: "I'm going to run Venezuela just like a ran my casinos!" The entire world: Groans in unison.

Since Trump cut their funding and they now have nothing left to lose, they have been a lot more free in criticizing delusional don. The most dangerous person in the world is somebody with nothing to lose,

The ability to climb stairs?

Come on, we all know what you REALLY can't wait to buy... sexbots!

I see the killbots are coming along nicely! "Release the (AI) hounds!"

You forgot the ultimate theft insurance: A manual transmission!

The ones stranded on the side of the road and needing to be towed because everything was controlled by the touch screen, then the touch screen failed?

... that an automobile user interface that requires you to look away from the road every time you use it was a BAD IDEA. My steering wheel physical buttons are still imperfect, as in there are too many of them so sometimes I push the wrong one or push one accidentally, but at least I don't have an accident while using them.

Just got off a contract at Microsoft. Most of the rank and file workers there are just sad old men, but no means richer than 99% of other humans. In fact, they were lowballing me on my hourly rate, and that's why I quit.

The Game Overall Director controls everything!

Exactly what you would expect from the company that bought Nokia... seen any Nokia products lately?

"Clippy Returns!"

This the same guy the issued an emergency order demanding that the last coal-fired power plant in Oregon CONTINUE BURNING COAL after it was scheduled to shut down? States rights be damned, Trump hates renewables! Has anybody told him that coal fired power plants release far more radiation into the atmosphere than nuclear plants do? Has anyone told him that his buildings hill more birds than windmills do?