Odes to the Model M (Score 1)

This and other odes to the Model M are here: http://z13.invisionfree.com/OneTrueKeyboard/ar/t56.h

The Model M is my keyboard; I shall not want.
It maketh me sit in front of my computer;
it leadeth me to caress the still keys.
It restoreth my faith in manufacturing;
it leadeth me to collect every single variety.
Yea, though I sit at a desk in a cubicle at work,
I will fear no carpal-tunnel, for thou art with me; thy clicks they comfort me.
Thou prepardest a refuge for me in the presence of cheap keyboards;
thou anointest my fingers with feedback; my productivity runneth over.
Surely ergonomics and quality shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will use my Model M forever.