What death is he talking about? E-mail's life cycle will come full circle - we'll go back to the old reliable pine.

Real Unix admins would be reading this post in lynx.

What?! I thought the only reason I could not understand Shakespeare was because it was written in Klingon.

Phew! I had to read the subject twice. For a while there I thought Germans had started assassinating buildings.

That still does not solve the issue of unreadable handwriting. In my days, I have seen some handwriting that was so bad it almost induced me to a hypnotic state.

We're sunk! What happens someone finally figures out the space bar hack?

What do you mean? I just turned on my laptop linux and it always lasts ove

What if I'm deaf? Are they going to introduce another bill that requires the devices to flash?

I hope Obama does good. The biggest burden on him right now is that alot of people are looking up to him to change things immediately. When he fails to accomplish this gargantuan task then people will dub him as 'failed'. In actuality becoming the first African American president is an achievement itself. On a lighter note I wonder how long it will take for Firefox spell checker to acknowledge Obama not as a mistype.