What death is he talking about? E-mail's life cycle will come full circle - we'll go back to the old reliable pine.

Real Unix admins would be reading this post in lynx.

What?! I thought the only reason I could not understand Shakespeare was because it was written in Klingon.

Phew! I had to read the subject twice. For a while there I thought Germans had started assassinating buildings.

That still does not solve the issue of unreadable handwriting. In my days, I have seen some handwriting that was so bad it almost induced me to a hypnotic state.

We're sunk! What happens someone finally figures out the space bar hack?

What do you mean? I just turned on my laptop linux and it always lasts ove

What if I'm deaf? Are they going to introduce another bill that requires the devices to flash?