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Comment Re:It's only metadata (Score 1) 167

No we're not "permanently" recording your full conversations, we're only temporarily transmitting a copy to our servers where robots listen and take detailed notes and then we use those notes about what you talked about for commercial purposes

Well, in that case they are soon going to have a lot of notes about the weeping, pustulent sores on Zuckerburg's cock. Monetize that, you fucks.

Comment Re:What if a commercial bot has a penis panic? (Score 2) 46

What would happen if one of these commercial bots has a spontaneous, uncontrollable penis panic while chatting with a customer?

What if the customer asks a legitimate question, and the bot goes haywire and repeatedly replies with:

MY PENIS IS SHRINKING! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING!

The customer would not be pleased, I can assure you, if one of these business bots goes crazy like that!

My anus is bleeding.
My ANUS is BLEEDING.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

I live in a giant bucket...

Submission + - Open source app Glucosio helps diabetics (opensource.com)

An anonymous reader writes: The open source apps collectively called Glucosio help people with diabetes and help diabetes research.

This new open source project has an unparrelled vision.

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