mbius's Journal: The word "re-gift" makes me want to slaughter a village

This cutesiest of verbs, Old Navy tells me, is what happens when you give other people shit you were given but don't want.

I didn't know anyone did this. I mean, I've heard of it being done with fruitcake, but I'm pretty sure nobody gives you a dessert soaked in rum with nuts and cherries unless you ask for it. At any rate, fruitcake and whatever it represents do not, in my opinion, need a fresh image for the 00's. Smoked salmon would have been fine; God knows I spent last Thanksgiving eating one from the holiday prior.

At any rate, Christmas is upon us. You might not have known that if you haven't been in a store since Halloween.

Incidentally, the soundtrack to the massacre of any village is "Two of Us" off Let It Be. In my mind.