Comment Re:It uses contractions??? (Score 2) 72

by matthelm007 on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @09:15PM (#64240570) Attached to: Largest Text-To-Speech AI Model Yet Shows 'Emergent Abilities'

Yes we can't!

Comment Which? (Score 1) 124

by matthelm007 on Friday October 20, 2023 @04:05PM (#63940545) Attached to: Frying Pan Company Sued for Claiming Temperatures That Rival the Sun

Which sun?

Comment Duct tape? (Score 1) 62

by matthelm007 on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @05:52PM (#62207213) Attached to: How Will Tonga's Broken Internet Cable Be Mended?

Duct tape will fix anything, even stuff that isn't broken!

Comment And if you answer "B" (Score 1) 103

by matthelm007 on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @05:45PM (#62207193) Attached to: SAT Will Soon Be All-Digital, Shortened To 2 Hours

How long will it take if you answer everything with "B"?

Comment Re:Impeach him (Score 4, Insightful) 207

by matthelm007 on Thursday December 30, 2021 @02:39PM (#62128791) Attached to: Gov. Parson Says He Believes Prosecutor Will Bring Charges Against Reporter For Using 'View Source'

Of course he is, he is a politician.

Comment Re:Let me guess... (Score 1, Insightful) 76

by matthelm007 on Tuesday November 02, 2021 @02:32PM (#61951989) Attached to: Code.org and Scratch Access Yanked By Chicago Schools Due To Student Privacy Law

Being it's Chicago, they didn't pay the bribes to the correct person!

Comment Re:Dumb (Score 1) 40

by matthelm007 on Tuesday August 31, 2021 @03:39PM (#61749623) Attached to: New York Times' Wirecutter Product-Review Site Moves Behind Paywall

I agree 100%

Comment Isn't that .... (Score 1) 15

by matthelm007 on Monday July 26, 2021 @03:57PM (#61622813) Attached to: Consumer Losses Top $500 Million Due To Covid-Related Fraud

About $2 a person?

Comment Re:YouTube TV is now just cable (Score 1) 63

by matthelm007 on Monday June 28, 2021 @06:33PM (#61531564) Attached to: YouTube TV Adds a $20 Monthly Upgrade for 4K Support and Offline Viewing

Hate to tell you, but cable already charges extra for HDTV. I'm sure they'll change another fee for 2K or 4K TV.

Comment Male (Score 5, Funny) 17

by matthelm007 on Wednesday June 09, 2021 @01:21PM (#61470348) Attached to: Whale That Travelled Halfway Around the World Sets Migration Record

It was a male, so he just refused to stop and ask for directions!

Comment Re:So where are the bad parts? (Score 1) 108

by matthelm007 on Wednesday March 24, 2021 @11:07AM (#61192928) Attached to: Amazon Delivery Drivers Forced To Sign 'Biometric Consent' Form or Lose Job

I have the same issue with the USPS. Of course I'm 2 blocks from the PO, so I can understand the USPS not being able to find my house.

Comment The Problem ... (Score 1) 175

by matthelm007 on Wednesday March 24, 2021 @10:40AM (#61192804) Attached to: US Media Offering a Different Picture of Covid-19 From Science Journals or International Media, Study Finds

... every major network, CNN, Fox News, Politico, The New York Times and hundreds of other sources ...

The problem with this list, is they aren't news sources, despite their names, they are gossip sources. None of them care about facts at all.

Comment Oh ... (Score 2) 284

by matthelm007 on Monday January 04, 2021 @01:20PM (#60895514) Attached to: Microsoft Planning 'Sweeping Visual Rejuvenation of Windows'

Oh god, not again. 10 is already bad, now it'll be impossible!

Comment Wonder ... (Score 1) 269

by matthelm007 on Tuesday December 15, 2020 @02:22PM (#60834314) Attached to: 'Google is Getting Left Behind Due To Horrible UI/UX'

... how much Apple paid him to post this?

Comment That be ... (Score 1) 185

by matthelm007 on Wednesday September 23, 2020 @03:41PM (#60537444) Attached to: NASA Lays Out $28 Billion Plan To Land First Woman on the Moon

... one high maintenance female! Oh, and for the person that wrote the summary, 12 + 5 = 17.