Yes we can't!

Which sun?

Duct tape will fix anything, even stuff that isn't broken!

How long will it take if you answer everything with "B"?

Of course he is, he is a politician.

Being it's Chicago, they didn't pay the bribes to the correct person!

I agree 100%

About $2 a person?

Hate to tell you, but cable already charges extra for HDTV. I'm sure they'll change another fee for 2K or 4K TV.

It was a male, so he just refused to stop and ask for directions!

I have the same issue with the USPS. Of course I'm 2 blocks from the PO, so I can understand the USPS not being able to find my house.

The problem with this list, is they aren't news sources, despite their names, they are gossip sources. None of them care about facts at all.

Oh god, not again. 10 is already bad, now it'll be impossible!

... how much Apple paid him to post this?

... one high maintenance female! Oh, and for the person that wrote the summary, 12 + 5 = 17.