TLDR: Ooh, pretty colors.
Might I suggest the Department of Truth?
A true vanguard. You rock!
In order to help your users even further, you may want to think about devolving your app to just pseudo-code. I'm sure that your choice of programming language has given pause to many upcoming Logo programmers out there.
Sometimes a person is perfectly fine with buying and using a toaster instead of buying and using a whole oven.
The same goes for tablets; for casual surfing or communications, a slower, smaller tablet is fine for many people. Those who have tasks that require more CPU power will, of course, purchase different tablets more suitable for those types of tasks. But those uses don't' negate the value of cheap, "lightweight" tablets for other users' uses.
I think that a passenger saw a monster on the wing, like what happened in "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet".
Hey, if we're going to be making up random shit, it might as well be something cool.
An inclined plane is a slope up. -- Willard Espy, "An Almanac of Words at Play"