Certifications are for the inexperienced. My utter lack of credentials combined with my long history of being well-paid to do the work IS my meta-certification, if you get what I am saying.
...He was only charged after a lot of blacks fired up the black community to send a message to other black youths that it is alright to attack and try to kill a "cracker", and if he defends himself we can get him arrested. "
Congratulations. That is the single most fucked-up thing I've seen anyone write on this entire 17-month event. Yes, if not for last night's verdict being what it was, there might be angry muscular doped-up black youths coming to kill you right now. Thank God for American Justice, eh?
Federal grants are offered for... research into the recreation potential of interplanetary space travel for the culturally disadvantaged.