Perhaps don't use grok as the LLM for that site...

Finally rule 34 is complete!

Another big scary AI model that does things totally unseen before. We should all be both terrified and ready to open our wallets.

Quick google suggests bamboo can use almost 4 times the amount of water so yes that is probably the reason.

For multiple issues in an area. Unless they're using location data there must be hundreds of incidents that multiple people report. Or do you have to wait out the list of incidents before you can report your stroke?

I can't imagine spending £190 million and not being completely done and ready to go to market. I thought bamboo had already solved the don't have to cut trees down side of things.

I would be all for that if not for the knock on effect on pensions etc. so many people are going to get hurt from this hubris.

This is 2026 slashdot you can't expect us to read the summary.

Silly idea but if it's rotating at that speed the wouldn't it be possible to capture images at 25fps? I assume the rotation would be fairly consistent so timing the image capture should be possible.

I reckon we may notice if it's nearby even without seeing it.

It's a hell of a drop for a few % reduced profit per phone. Market seems a bit skittish I wonder why that is. Tempting to buy apple now I imagine they'll make the 10% back soonish.

Just try crossing the border. They'll send a welcoming committee and even provide free accommodation for an indeterminate time.

The AI that cried wolf....

It'll save all those pesky expenses like satellite imagery or cars and people that move around capturing images if we can just make it up instead.

Are we sure it wasn't Claude or chatgpt?