Yes... perhaps I did....

Oh, I see you use the Microsoft theory of "standard" aka: make shit up that doesn't match what anyone else is doing, then try to force everyone to follow.
(yes, I know you were being factious, so was I.)

um, there is a gap between the final episode and the movie, plenty of room for a season or two :)

Probably should be read as "human driving error" as in, the stuff the computer is automating, unless the train is going to strap down your load and maintain your vehicle.

Quis ddos ipsos ddos'ers?

WTFV

They don't do consultation through the window, just document pickup/dropoff.

None. Because there are no bones in ice-cream.

iCare

It makes alot of the pain go away:

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

I think the more interesting thing is, slashdot readers are assumed to know what Moh's scale is, but spinal tap needs a reference...

Shatner? Is that you?

Um, a vibrator isn't a fake dick. You are thinking of a dildo. Although a vibrator may also be a dildo, not all dildos are vibrators. A vibrator is something that ...vibrates. it can be any shape.

Um...does this post make me a sex toy nazi?

"All software sucks. All hardware sucks."

"Some software and hardware suck more than others."

Hey, we're birthday-brothers. I turned 22 on 999.

Um, less I get modded troll, the joke is that the line

Only at the point that the water is has done so for the greater good of the lake.

Sounds like a line from TimeCube, even though it was probably just Wordplay (appropriate nick) typing too fast.