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Comment Nuclear Briefcase (Score -1) 12

Well, if the nuke's not actually in the briefcase, what's in the football... a gun? I thought those were in the Chinese shipping containers. Next you'll tell me Siri phones is a useful convention for casual laymen. I'll have to fingerprint my browser session using capability dimensions from now on. [selects laptop from potpal as misdemeanor]

Comment Iggy Pulp (Score -1) 26

There was a media blitz (or firestorm... don't downvote my grammar) in 2020 about OLD MEN enacting the APPROPRIATION of digital sentience. Of course, the Simpsons episode featuring Bob Dole predicted this... it was just repurposed from Mr Sparkle. Back in 2020, I even asked Satya Nadella to testify for my Amiga emulator, before I got Cheerios in it. Petaflops my baby butthole.

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