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Comment Everybody's Batman (except Robylgbtq+) (Score -1) 116

MiDCosoft doesn't need mutant power. Burt Ward's batbelt had humor. Michael Keaton's batbelt sold McDisney. George Clooney's batbelt had nipples. But Mapplerv needed a shot in the X to sell iPods! So they rotated Cover Flow 45-degrees to finger through your 45s. And they integrated an IR camera to see the Dark Side of the Wall. But they NEVER added an Insightful Funny Informative Troll GUI to the taskbar.

Comment 30 Shades of Dark Zero (Score 0) 21

The clouds-room teachers above Mount Energo didn't get the MIMO. They were busy dreaming of Cartification. Great post... funny + insightful without trolling. Kids got a laugh from the grammatical accuracy. I asked ChatGPT to convert it to Rust and Linux gained .05%.

Comment Why not just invade Taiwan? (Score 0) 22

Taiwan is basically a huge 2-state binary gate. Mexico would have first-class service, with their vast reserves of rare earth parts. They could even dangle parts under bridges to catch ground-effect cooling. With 128-bit 2FA that's o(2n)... or like guessing uaekranoplan__roflcopter with an abacus.

Comment Poland isn't Poland-ness (Score 0) 4

Poland is the actuation of a Polish people, but not the culmination of a Pole-centric nation. In order to appreciate the limitless capacity of a Multi-Polar World we must first redefine the stratum. Can Poland (or Donald for that matter) afford to sacrifice wrongness for the sake of being right? The word is "no" but she means yeh.

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